Guy to girl: So when you're wearing a tampon, is it like having sex 24/7?
University of Florida
Guy to girl: So when you're wearing a tampon, is it like having sex 24/7?
University of Florida
Boy standing in line for smoothie: That better not be sparkle lips gloss.
Girl standing with him, applying lip gloss: It is, but it has like too many sparkles.
Boy: That's even worse! (pause) My one friend woke up with a ring of sparkles around his… well, you know…
University Fair
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: ashley
Law professor, lecturing on sexual abuse: I've had more men shake their weenies at me than I care to count.
Humboldt State University
Arcata, California
Girl scout to 20-ish woman: Did you even shave this week?
UCLA
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: J
Professor: If you want to get drunk and run around your house naked in your free time that’s your own business, but you’re not going to do that at work when you’re in public.
Metropolitan State College of Denver
Denver, Colorado
Wills and Trusts professor: Can you rescind an adoption? Is it possible to say, ‘I’m just not that into you’?
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/sex-and-city-and-family.html
Overheard by:
Linda: Ugh, this class is so depressing!
Professor: Let’s all take ten seconds to think about baby lambs to make Linda feel happy. [pause] Okay, back to Terri Schiavo!
Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York
Professor: And this means that… [Looks at two students in the second row wearing striped shirts.] I just noticed that you two are matching! Wow! Anyway, this means that… [Sees another student farther back.] You too! [Stands back, eyes class suspiciously.] That’s almost too much of a coincidence.
Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia
Female grad student on cell: Yeah, but what would be the societal benefit of having a bunch of dinosaurs running around?
SUNY Stony Brook
New York
Dude to friend: Don’t worry — I have plenty of meals left to buy condoms.
Cafeteria, University of Michigan
Michigan
