Christian Discovers He Has a Vocation for the Priesthood

Gay boy: … And I woke up and my room was filled with red buttons and ears of corn, then my comforter turned into a giant lake, and three purple rhinoceroses just like rose out of it! And–
Girlfriend #1: No, Christian, there is no such thing as rhinoceroses. The plural of “rhinoceros” is “rhinocerii”.
Girlfriend #2: Stacy… I don’t think that’s right… I think it may be “rhinos-“
Girlfriend #1: Courtney, that’s ridiculous, we’re being serious here…
Gay boy: Okay, guys! It doesn’t matter. Anyway, back to the story… The weirdest part is, after all that happened, I thought I liked girls…
Girlfriend #1 and girlfriend #2: Wow… That is strange…

Huntington Movie Theater
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Mo

Posted on December 18, 2015
Animals, Compare and contrast, Drugs, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, New York, Queers, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words

On the Plus Side, Now I Get to Try Out My New Paddle.

Professor: So where does the blood go then?
Student: The heart?
Professor: Good answer, too bad it's wrong.

Gold Coast
Australia

Posted on December 16, 2015
Australia, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Education, Questions, Students, Teachers

Don't Even Get Me Started About Boo Beret Cereal

Old man to another, looking at soup: I just feel like I'm getting ripped off by the French!

Grocery Store
Maryland

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on November 25, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Maryland, Old folks, Sex, Stores, Violence

It’s Not Gay If I’m the Boomer

(around a D&D table)
Boom: Boom the Barbarian is going to swing his sword.
Walk-in kid: Dude, your character sheet says he’s a fighter.
Boom: Yeah. But his name is Boom the Barbarian.
Walk-in kid: That’s gay.
Boom: It won’t be gay when I boom all over your face.
Openly gay DM: Actually, it would.

Gaming Center
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on November 21, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Games, Guys, Michigan, Queers, Sexuality, Threats

The Best Possible Kind

Girl: A vagina is a delicate flower!
Guy: It's a fucking hole!

Bayonne, New Jersey

Posted on November 19, 2015
Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Sex, Vagina

…for Your Final Project.

Spanish professor: Fuck Spanish.

Indiana University

Overheard by: Mierdita

Posted on November 16, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Indiana, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

The Hoboes Were Immaculate

Guy walking out of a narrow alley: That was the cleanest dark alley I've ever been in.

Montclair, New Jersey

Overheard by: Maggie

Posted on November 14, 2015
Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Memory lane, New Jersey

Best. Wedding Vows. Ever.

Guy: It's great because it's like we're bros, and we hang out, but I also get to look at your tits.
Girl: Yeah! (high five)

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on November 13, 2015
Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, Rack, Relationships, Texas

Ha Ha, Dude Watches Oprah!

Girl: My history teacher says women are more evolved than men.
Biology teacher: And what evidence does she base this on?
Guy: Oprah?

La Follette High
Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Tangent

Posted on November 9, 2015
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Education, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Students, Teachers, Wisconsin

It Was Lovely Talking to You

Grad student #1, receiving a detailed explanation of the theory of evolution: Well, you seem to know much more about the subject than I do…
Grad student #2: I have creationist parents.

Oxford
England

Posted on November 8, 2015
Compare and contrast, Education, England, Students, Weirdness

Compare and contrast