When He Was Little, She'd Carry Him in One of Her Haversacks

Sister: Grandma got him a box of latexes!
Dad: Oh, well, I didn't know you and grandma were so…ahem…close.
Brother: Oh! God! No! Stop! My ears!

Reston, Virginia

Overheard by: Carly

Posted on July 28, 2015
Compare and contrast, Condoms, Dads, Default, Family ties, Siblings, Virginia, Words

And He Prefers to Feel His Moon in My Seventh House

Girl #1: I mean, there's condoms for free in the student center! Why don't you guys use protection?!
Girl #2: Sigh. I don't know. I think because I'm a Gemini.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Who has this conversation when I'm sitting right next to them?

Posted on June 28, 2015
Condoms, Default, Euphemisms, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions, Sex, Stupidity

At Some Point, Sex Starts to Feel Like Surgery

Slutty girl in college dorm: Yeah, I know four or five guys who wear Magnums… Bitches are huge!

Lubbock, Texas

Overheard by: Maximagnum

Posted on June 23, 2015
Compare and contrast, Condoms, Penis, Sorority types, Texas, Weirdness

Be Considerate of the Rest of Us

Jock: No, dude, you totally have to use a condom with a plastic vagina.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/sundays-suck.html

Overheard by: hung

Posted on September 19, 2014
Advice, Condoms, Jocks, Overheard at Cornell, Vagina

And the Most Space-Effective

Lady at table of discount clothing to guy browsing through sweatshirts: Yeah, Japanese-made condoms are really the most reliable.
Guy: Mmm-hmm.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/407657737/the-most-interesting-google-search-ive-done-today.html

Overheard by: woefully uninformed

Posted on August 29, 2010
Compare and contrast, Condoms, Customers, Overheard in Minneapolis, Shopping

Ireland: Encapsulated.

20-something boyfriend with arm around girlfriend: God, we've saved a fortune not buying condoms recently.
Girlfriend: Yeah, a few more years of this and a baby will have paid for itself!

Cork
Ireland

Posted on July 13, 2010
Condoms, Couples, Ireland, Kids, Money, Pregnancy

And the Trendy Diseases?

Hot girl: I've spent so much on condoms since I got here that I think it would be cheaper to just have the damn kids by now.

Westwood, California

Posted on May 29, 2009
California, Condoms, Default, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Money, Pregnancy

Tonight's Movie: Dude, Where's My Common Sense?

Dude #1: So did you fuck that chick after we left the other night?
Dude #2 (glancing around to make sure no one's listening): Yeah.
Dude #1: Yes! I knew it!
Dude #2: Dude, I didn't even know what was going on until I came outta my blackout, and realized I was balls deep.
Dude #1: Condom?
Dude #2: (shakes head)
Dude #1: Yes!

Toons Bar
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on March 13, 2009
Balls, Bars & Clubs, Condoms, Default, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Sex

We Smoke It Over the Smoldering Corpses Of Our Enemies

Guy giving out samples: Free sausage! Try some local sausage for free! Made right here in Seattle, no preservatives!
(people walk right past stand without looking)
Guy, in same tone of voice: I will figure out where you live and burn down your houses! Free sausage! Try a sample!

Pike Place Market
Seattle, Washington

Posted on March 3, 2009
Compare and contrast, Condoms, Default, Employees, Food, Geography, Guys, Stores, Threats, Washington

In Fairness, Condoms Make It Impossible to See With the Penis

Girl #1, with condom on hand: I don't know why men bitch about wearing these.
Girl #2: They say they don't feel “natural.”
Girl #1: Well, neither do my glasses, but I wear them 'cause I need to see.

Mount Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts

Posted on March 2, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Condoms, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Words