Blonde on cell: Can't get a signal here. I guess it's all the metal.
Friend #1: Or that we're in an elevator.
Friend #2: Underground.
Newport, Kentucky
Blonde on cell: Can't get a signal here. I guess it's all the metal.
Friend #1: Or that we're in an elevator.
Friend #2: Underground.
Newport, Kentucky
Drunken older woman: Oh my god, its the roofie bitch!
Bloomington, Illinois
Frat boy: That's all I want, a girl from, like, some poor village in southern Italy, doesn't speak a fuckin' *word* of English, and I can bring her home, and she can lie in my bed all day, and fuck me, and make me gnocci.
Plain blonde girl: Do you really like gnocci?
Yale Berkeley College Dining Hall
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Jewish woman: "of course, his mother didn't approve. Kept saying 'you can't marry a shiksa, your children will be half-breeds!"
Non-jewish woman: "wow, that's pretty offensive."
Jewish woman: "I know. I mean, she's not an indian!"
Panic-stricken 20-something girl, dashing into pub: Oh god, oh god, oh god. (to barman) Large gin and tonic please.
Barman, returning with gin and tonic: Christmas shopping?
Panic-stricken 20-something girl: Yeah. (downs g&t in one go) Fuck, I needed that…
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Little boy looking at gorillas: You can tell that one's the dad, because he looks angry.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/318435466/that-method-is-84-accurate.html
Overheard by: rsp
Girl: Hey, Lamar!
Guy: Oh, hey!
Girl: How you been? You been sick?
Guy: Nah… healthy.
Girl: Oh… see ya!
Bowling Green State University
Bowling Green, Ohio
Overheard by: Alex
Fat black woman on cell: Black women are better than white women, because you can beat the shit out of them and the bruises won’t be visible!
BART train
Berkeley, California
Overheard by: Gilatron
Manly hipster #1: She's been really into these half sweater type things lately.
Manly hipster #2: Yeah, they're called “shrugs”.
TOAD
Cambridge, Massachusetts
