I Have Them Washed and Brought to My Tent

Girl, joking: I love when girls are walking around drunk with eye makeup smeared around their faces.
Guy: Yeah, those are the ones I try to take home.
Girl: What?
Guy: Do you really think I go around looking for girls with good personalities?

Iowa City, Iowa

Posted on December 29, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Fashion, Girls, Guys, Iowa, Questions, Sexuality

I Guess If You Want to Be Anal About It…

Teen girl with group of friends: But I don’t get it… Why would you wipe it *that* way particularly?
(long silence, group of friends look at each other)
Friend, incredulously: Uhh… So you don’t get shit in your vag?

Federation Square
Melbourne
Australia

Posted on December 27, 2018
Australia, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Poop, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

We Also Would Have Accepted “Oh Lord!”

Hot blonde: You know, even if he becomes your boyfriend, I'll never be able to call him anything other than Wolverine.
Hot brunette: Except he won't ever become my boyfriend because he loves Jesus and Nickelback.
Hot blonde: Ew! Double ew!

Charlotte, North Carolina

Overheard by: Clarissa StTacocrotch

Posted on December 23, 2018
Default

How Else Can You Make an Omelette, Though?

Girl to friends: Well, he's really nice, but I'm not sure if he'd like destroying the babies.

Oxford
England

Overheard by: HERTFORD

Posted on December 21, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, England, Girls, Weirdness

Well He Did Have Unlimited Access to Food

Teen boy: Look! There's that pink car with the fat lady again!
Teen girl: She's everywhere! She must be Jesus!

Athens, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Mateo

Posted on December 20, 2018
Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Guys, Jesus, Pennsylvania, Teens, Weirdness

And I Felt Really Bad When the Shoe and I Ran Off to Cancun Without Her

Guy: Didn’t you have a friend who lost her virginity to her shoe?
Green haired girl: Yeah. She fell on her foot and ruptured it or something. Like riding a horse.
Pink haired girl: What the fuck?
Guy: Told you!
Green haired girl: I felt bad when she told us because I was the only one busting up laughing.

California

Posted on December 19, 2018
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Guys, Questions, Shoes, Virginity, Weirdness

Just a Little Technique We Picked Up from Kit Culkin

Tramcar attendant: Parents, please make sure to take your children with you back to your cars. Otherwise, we'll be forced to superglue their feet to It's a Small World and make them perform.

Disney World Tram
Florida

Overheard by: LOL