Woman to friend buying panties: So, are you sure these aren't the ones that will give you cameltoe?
Peoria, Arizona
Overheard by: Giggling cashier
Woman to friend buying panties: So, are you sure these aren't the ones that will give you cameltoe?
Peoria, Arizona
Overheard by: Giggling cashier
Girl #1, about friend's makeup: This is definitely your color. Makes you look really classy.
Girl #2: Thanks!
Girl #1: Which is funny, because you're such a tramp.
Bus
Adelaide
Australia
Overheard by: plethora
Woman #1: I've always wanted to go to London.
Woman #2: I've never really wanted to fly overseas, but one place I would like to go is Venice.
Woman #1: Venice? Really?
Woman #2: Yeah. But I'd like to have a nice Italian man to go with me, like Antonio Banderas.
Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania
Guy trying to impress girl: So then I mastered a few languages, and after that it was pretty easy to get hired.
Girl: Oh wow! What languages?
Guy: C++.
Yellow Line Train
Washington, DC
Foreign language professor on first day of class (in Russian): By the end of this year, I will have you singing like Russian whores!
University of Memphis
Memphis, Tennessee
Customer: I ordered a gyro one day then I came back the next day and wanted a smaller one and was told I can only get one size.
Person at counter: Yes that's right, the gyro only comes in one size.
Customer: Well, that doesn't make sense. If I go to a pizza place, sometimes I want a large pizza, but not always. Sometimes I might want a small pizza. Ok? I just thought you should know. (customer leaves).
Counter person to another employee: I have no idea what he was trying to tell us.
Little Greek; Tampa, FL
Overheard by: ISPgypsy
Resident #1: I'm doing a colorectal rotation right now.
Resident #2: Yeah? How's that going?
Resident #1: Well you know, it's a lot of (lowers voice)… You know…
Resident #2: Buttholes?
Resident #1: Yeah.
Tulane Medical School elevator
Overheard by: Mark
Older white woman, excitedly: And he just bought the electronic device that's going to save their marriage!
Restaurant
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Both disgusted and yet intrigued
