Girl #1: Yeah, I hate when people talk about babies like they grow in your stomach. They're in your uterus!
Girl #2: Yeah, it's so dumb. Like, that's not even possible unless you swallowed a penis…or ate a baby.
Connecticut
Girl #1: Yeah, I hate when people talk about babies like they grow in your stomach. They're in your uterus!
Girl #2: Yeah, it's so dumb. Like, that's not even possible unless you swallowed a penis…or ate a baby.
Connecticut
Dude: And then we had to carry Elizabeth *three blocks* back to my place because she was too wide to fit in the car.
University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona
Woman to friends: Who would have know that shaving my pubes wouldn't get rid of pubic lice?
Chipotle
Towson, Maryland
Hobo: Hey baby, you ever had the back a yo' knee fucked?
Girl in line at the show: Once…it was okay, I guess.
Hobo: Shitdamn girl, you're a freak!
Ybor
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Gotta try that
Drunk girl in painful-looking heels to tour group of incoming freshmen: This is your future!
Michigan State University
Roomie #1: So, is your greatest strength still spooning?
Roomie #2: I told you, we're re not getting a cat!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/430109662/to-spoon-with.html
Overheard by: roomie numero tre.
12th grader, to no one in particular: You know what word I hate? “Spurt.” It just sounds dirty. Kind of like a tight budget. Something about a tight budget just isn't right.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/458963932/i-like-the-way-this-kid-thinks.html
Overheard by: neither of those were on the vocab list this week
Girlfriend to boyfriend, handing him a Kleenex: Well, it's only half used! I expected to use the other half myself.
Fairfax, Virginia
Woman #1: So, all these women are going skydiving now, because you can have an orgasm against the updraft.
Woman #2 (enthusiastically): Oh, that's great!
Olympic Sculpture Garden
Seattle, Washington
