Geek: A pity hug is still a hug, and a pity girlfriend still has boobs!
University of Idaho
Idaho
Overheard by: Rebecca
Geek: A pity hug is still a hug, and a pity girlfriend still has boobs!
University of Idaho
Idaho
Overheard by: Rebecca
Cute girl #1: Hey, I want you to meet one of my best guy friends.
Cute girl #2 to male friend: Hey, nice to meet ya.
Male friend holding lighter, totally ignoring others: I can make fire! (shouting) I'm a goddamn wizard!
Johnson City, Tennessee
Overheard by: kiwi
Student #1: I have to go to class.
Student #2: Which one?
Student #1: Quantum physics.
Student #2: Is that where you go back in time to set right what once went wrong?
Georgia Southern University
Overheard by: Sydney
Literature professor, after reciting Hamlet's “To be or not to be…”: So now you all need a Valium…count on me to ruin your day.
English Lit Class
Anchorage, Alaska
Overheard by: Rosencrantz
Suit on cell: Oh, did I tell you I met someone? (pause) Her name is Brian.
Civic Center Farmer's Market
San Francisco, California
Physics professor: What do you do to amuse yourselves? You don't play with yourselves?
Guelph
Canadia
Little boy playing with Legos: Look, I have a gun and two hookers!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/314981236/the-parental-warnings-are-there-for-a-reason.html
Overheard by: nanny in st. Paul
Female suit on cell: I did all sorts of raunchy stuff with red lipstick…
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Ladle
Tourist girl #1: I… just saw that guy's penis.
Tourist girl #2: Just keep on walking.
Belfast
Northern Ireland
Metro cop addressing large crowd waiting for the orange line: Keep moving down the platform. Move down, please!
Tired tourist mom: Move down, honey.
Little girl: Why?
Tired tourist mom: Because we're sheep, that's why.
Smithsonian Station, DC Metro
Washington, DC
