Male student #1: I tried to turn in the assignment late, but she wouldn't take it.
Male student #2: Did you tell her you couldn't get off the toilet?
Male student #1: No.
Male student #2: Man, that's the best excuse ever. I've used that my entire time in college.
Nicholls State University
Thibodaux, Louisiana
Professor: So the idea of women getting foreplay before sex often ends up being a way…
Student (cutting her off): For him to get you just wet enough so he can stick it in.
Professor: Well, I was trying to think of a more polite way to say it, but…yes.
http://www.overheardatumbc.com
Big jock guy to jock friend, asking him to take his picture with statue of a little boy & girl: It's not gay. It's art!
Montreal
Canadia
80-year old linguistics professor: We used to call it "poon tang" back in the army. You are young, and will all go far, even with bacne and moobs. Pilf, you know, like a "pumpkin I'd like to fuck."
UnivSanta Barbara
Overheard by: Christina Laskorunsky
Waitress, explaining the concept of the ice bar: Our only other location is in Sydney, so we're very European…
Minus 5 Ice Bar
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: had to slip away quickly to laugh my ass off
Professor: Okay, so everyone get your papers out. If you don't have your papers here with you then you can just leave. (class mumbles in disgust) That's right, take the walk of shame. Like you just got laid at a frat party, take the walk of shame.
Miami University
Florida
20-something chick, pouring wine: I hear wine is a good cure for gonorrhea.
Tiger Noodles
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Brokeass Harem
Mother to daughter hopping up and down on escalator: Now Beth*, if you keep doing that your pants are going to get caught in the conveyor belt and they’ll be ripped off and all of South Station is going to see your little mermaid underwear. [Girl immediately stops.]
South Station
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Meg
Professor: Temperature is an example of an invented reality. Temperature doesn’t exist. It’s all in our minds. It’s either hot or cold out, but what are “degrees” really? Nothing!
Student: Actually, temperature is scientifically calculated by… (goes on to give long, technical explanation)
Professor: Really? I’m going to have to go look that up on Wikipedia. I get all of my information from Wikipedia.
University of Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Glad you’re teaching us then…
Sober girl, enthusiastically, to friend who just threw up: You look cute!
Drunk friend, equally enthusiastic: I just threw up!
Sober girl, still enthusiastic: I bet you feel cute!
Subway Bathroom
Overheard by: tina
