Queer to date: Do you have a fist up your ass?
Center City, Philadelphia
Overheard by: keeeeem
Queer to date: Do you have a fist up your ass?
Center City, Philadelphia
Overheard by: keeeeem
20-something girl #1: So now I'm gonna marry my cousin.
20-something girl #2: Oh, wow! That's awesome!
20-something girl #1: Yeah, he lives in Florida.
Lee, Massachusetts
Overheard by: sure hope it sounded better in context
Chubby girl: Oreos are better than amphetamines.
Chambersburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: gidgetgirl
Girl: Ever since I started making an effort to look good for school, I've felt so good about myself. Now, people are calling me! (pause) For sex.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/25/hi-is-this-cindy-yeah-im-in-your-math-class-wanna-fuck/
Overheard by: Sherbrooke
Older woman: My first computer was a Commodore 64!
Younger woman: A what? That sounds like a sex toy.
Western Michigan University
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Bored school nurse: Valerie, do you remember the name of the little girl who ate the glowstick last week?
Elementary School
Utah
Soccer mom who was just given champagne by lady doing her nails: This is my first drink in ten months! Oh my god, I'm buying some of this on my way home!
Nail Salon
Cumming, Georgia
Overheard by: Caylin
Dad to daughter: Just don't pretend you're riding a bucking bronco when you're in bed.
Seattle, Washington
Tour guide: Now go up the stairs and take a left at the top. (pause) Wait, do I smell cookies? I smell cookies!
Vatican Museum
Vatican City
Overheard by: Face
AP lit teacher: I really did have a student do interpretive dance for a project once. He was really serious, too. He turned the lights off and had this techno music going–for two or three minutes. It was difficult for us not to start laughing. It was so ridiculous! I felt kind of bad. But then he stopped dancing, turned on the lights, and said “that was a lot better when I was practicing alone in my room naked!” Then he went to his desk and sulked for the rest of the period.
Michigan
