Old Russian woman: You very strong girl!
Cashier: Thanks.
Old Russian woman: You will birth very easy!
Cashier: Than… wait, what?!
Hannaford
Yarmouth, Maine
Overheard by: Jade
Old Russian woman: You very strong girl!
Cashier: Thanks.
Old Russian woman: You will birth very easy!
Cashier: Than… wait, what?!
Hannaford
Yarmouth, Maine
Overheard by: Jade
Pink-haired teen: You've never been on the bus before? Oh my god, we totally stole your bus virginity!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/04/does-that-make-you-busslut.html
Overheard by: 66
Teen girl, standing up: Get up! I gotta go to the bathroom.
Snotty friend: Fuck you! Carol told you to go before the movie started.
Teen girl: I’m gonna shit my pants at the count of three and then sit right down!
Other teen girls in row, standing in unison: Go! Go! Go! Go!
Movie theater
Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Big Larry
on monday nights he plays bridge, and then on tuesdays he goes to his favorite dentist.
Washington, DC
Tipsy chick: Why is she wearing a bra-top to Alcatraz?
The Big Hunt Bar
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Ladle
Teacher: Did you hear Germany got a new polar bear?
German exchange student: Shiza!
Guy: What’s wrong with polar bears?
German exchange student: Ugh… You have no idea.
Grady High School
Atlanta, Georgia
Sociology professor: Today, we'll be talking about sex.
(students mumble)
Sociology professor: I heard that. (pause) How much do I know about it? Well, I can tell you: less than my cheating ex-girlfriend.
University Classroom
Virginia
Overheard by: Nicole
Girl to friends: I've always wanted to dress up like Jesus… My grandmother would be so proud of me.
St. John's
Newfoundland
Canadia
Professor: “Annihilation.” I love this word. You will see it again.
Arcadia University
Glenside, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: disturbed student
Emo kid carrying a toaster with two slices of bread: Everyone's looking at our toaster.
Glenfield Mall
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: Kelly
