NewsFlash: Happy Feet Director's Cut Startles Movie Patrons

Scary-looking older woman with two teenage girls: Well, they only skinned and hung up one man by his ankles.

Movie Entrance, Chapel Hills Mall
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Posted on June 6, 2009
Body parts, Colorado, Default, Malls, Old folks, Violence, Weirdness, Women

Nothing Reaffirms My Masculinity Better Than Tasting the Rainbow.

Angry male: You don't have a couch! Where are the boyfriends and husbands supposed to think?
Tiny shop assistant #1: I really don't know.
Tiny shop assistant #2: Well, we don't have a couch. But we do have Skittles!
Angry male: That will suffice.

Supre Store
Australia

Posted on June 6, 2009
Australia, Candy, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Questions, Stores

Are You Allowed to Give Me That Advice?

Student, yelling at no one in particular: I can't believe this stupid book is $52! It's a fuckin' softcover 40-page book!
Bookstore employee: Dude, just photocopy it and return it.
Student: Ohhh! Good idea! Thanks!

Bookstore
Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 6, 2009
Advice, Books, California, Default, Employees, Gripes, Money, Stores, Students

Does That Sound Dirty to Anyone Else?

Teen boy to friends: Wait, how the hell did we start talking about the Swedish mafia?
Teen girl three tables away, leaping out of seat very excitedly: I want a Swedish muffin!

Cafeteria, Corona del Sol High School
Chandler, Arizona

Posted on June 5, 2009
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

You Bake Dogs?

Woman to friend: Is she aware that we have three Talbots and a dog bakery?

Princeton University
New Jersey

Posted on June 5, 2009
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Names, New Jersey, Questions, Women

I Slept My Way Into Advanced Paper-Cutting

Art teacher: The size of the square should be 13 inches…
Student #1, interrupting: Is that the length or the width?
Student #2: Uh, Krista, it's a square. The length and width are the same.
Student #1: Well, don't get mad at me just because I'm not all smart like you!

Marathon, Florida

Overheard by: Chey

Posted on June 4, 2009
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Florida, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

But Can You Say “Paternity Suit”?

Five-year-old Spanish boy: Court! Court! Court! Court!
Frazzled grandmother: Yes, I know.

Courthouse
Waterbury, Connecticut

Overheard by: Colleen

Posted on June 4, 2009
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Default, Guys, Kids, Moms, Women, Words

Makes You Want to Roll Around in Her, Huh?

Cute girl: This lotion is great! I actually have it on now, and keep smelling myself!
Teen boy, dragged in by his mother: Really? Can I smell you?
Cute girl: Sure! Smell me!
Teen boy: Wow, you do smell great! Mom, smell her!

Soap Store
New York City, New York