Some Birthday Wishes Are More Complex Than Others

Girl on cell: I hope that I am never in the position where I need to ask your mother about your sister's vagina, my dear.

Wisconsin

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on October 25, 2008
Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, On the phone, Vagina, Weirdness, Wisconsin

It's for Grandma's Glaucoma

Employee: Hi, can I help you find anything?
Ghetto kid: Yeah, I'm looking for a book called Marijuana Horticulture.
Employee: Yeah, I know that book. I think we are out, though.

Bookstore
Stockton, California

Overheard by: Can I get some of that?

Posted on October 23, 2008
Books, California, Default, Drugs, Employees, Guys, Offers and requests, Stores

In Every Job That Must Be Done, There Is an Element of Fun

Gay male flight attendant: If you'll be requiring wheelchair assistance when we get to Cleveland, please remain seated. Because, if you stand up, we'll assume you've been healed by the Holy Spirit and no longer need our help.
Passengers: (laughter)
Flight attendant: And please keep your seatbelts fastened until we've reached the gate and come to a complete stop.
(man in front row unbuckles his belt)
Flight attendant: Stop it, cheater!

Southwest Airlines Flight
Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: Erica

Posted on October 23, 2008
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, God, Offers and requests, Ohio, Public transportation, Queers

So You Like Admit Shooting the Sheriff, but Deny You Shot the Deputy?

High school football player #1: I'll be watching you guys from the stands today.
High school football player #2: What? Why? Did you get suspended?
High school football player #1: Yeah.
High school football player #2: Why?
High school football player #1: Cause of what I said. But I didn't pee in any helmets.

Langhorne, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Tom

Posted on October 23, 2008
Default, Guys, Pee, Pennsylvania, Questions, Teens

So Let's Let Liquor Decide

Layer-wearing college student: We went to Ikea in a Zipcar, and some jerk had left all their Starbucks trash in the front seat.
Queer: You are such a trendy bitch I don't know whether to hug you or puke on your shoes.

Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: i'd go with puke