Education

One Way Or Another, I'm Getting Laid in College

Student in English class: Does anyone know the difference between romantic poems with a capital R and lowercase r?

Reston, Virginia

Posted on October 31, 2021
Education, Offers and requests, Students, Stupidity, Virginia

That's What She Said

Professor: Now, let's try smallening the interval.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on October 24, 2021
Connecticut, Default, Education, Teachers, Words

Or Tigger or Eeyore

Lecturer: No, seriously! I promise I won't talk about poo next week!

Perth
Australia

Overheard by: ellie.

Posted on October 15, 2021
Australia, Education, Poop, Teachers, Weirdness

At Least, He Said It Was Mayonnaise

Girl on cell: Yeah, last semester the professor had this obsession with mayonnaise. It was freaking everyone out.

College of Charleston
Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Tori

Posted on October 12, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Education, Food, Girls, On the phone, South Carolina

On the Other Hand, Mocking You Is Both.

College girl #1: It was fun because it was easy.
College girl #2: Emily*, not all easy things are fun…like, I hear you're not that fun.

Borders
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 11, 2021
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Euphemisms, Girls, Pennsylvania, Students

…Next to Making Undergrads Uncomfortable.

Professor: I advise you all to make love, at least once, outside in the rain. It's the best feeling in the world.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Mackenzie

Posted on October 11, 2021
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Feelings, New York, Sex, Teachers, Weather

See, This Is Why I Came Here

Girl: Wow! Einstein was like really smart!

Astronomy Class
UCSC, California

Overheard by: Eric

Posted on October 4, 2021
California, Class, Education, Girls, Science, Stupidity

Tyra Banks, During Every Taping Of America's Next Top Model, Encapsulated.

Black professor: Actually, it wasn't neither… Excuse me, I had an Ebonics moment. Please forgive me.

Millsaps College
Jackson, Mississippi

Posted on September 23, 2021
Education, Language barrier, Mississippi, Stupidity, Teachers, Words

The Heaven Entrance Exam Is Teeming With Poetry Questions

Teacher (about poetry assignment): Some of you did a good job and wrote some wonderful things. Some of you just did the assignment. Some of you haven’t even turned it in. Those people are going to hell.

TJHSST
Alexandria, Virginia

Posted on September 16, 2021
Default, Education, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Threats, Virginia

In the Immortal Words Of Khrushchev.

Chick giving presentation: Because this is Russia, bitch.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on September 4, 2021
Chicks, Colorado, Education, Geography, Insults, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students