He Asked Me on a Date!

Guy: I decided I would do a little social experiment. So I went to the gas station and bought a chocolate muffin and sat down outside the door. Then this guy passed me, so I shoved the muffin in my mouth and started singing “What if God Was One of Us,” with little pieces of the muffin falling out of my mouth. It was great.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433048/call-it-a-social-experiment-if-that-makes-you-feel-better.html

Overheard by: julie

Posted on July 13, 2021
Food, Guys, Mouth, Overheard in Minneapolis, Singing, Weirdness

My Technique’s Right Out Of The Shaolin Cookbook

Girl on bus: So, I’m like: “Bitch, you can’t question my big fork usage!”

99 Bus
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on July 10, 2021
Bus, Canadia, Default, Etiquette, Food, Girls, Insults

So I'll Grind Them Up, Snort Them, and Hope for the Best

Girl #1, holding up box of Kellogg's frosted flakes and reading: Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: There aren't any directions.

Clark University
Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: jedusor

Posted on June 27, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Girls, Insults, Massachusetts, Questions, Weirdness

As We Learned at the Scientology Convention

Dude: Well, maybe pickles are proto-zombies!

Burlington, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Posted on June 26, 2021
Food, Guys, Massachusetts, Weirdness, Zombies

Fowl Behavior?

Woman: So, I want a small frozen turkey.
Meat guy: Okay, just right over here.
Woman: Ewww… What's wrong with this one?
Meat guy: Sorry?
Woman: Well, is something missing?
Meat guy: Um… No.
Woman: Well, what is this “grain fed” business??
Meat guy: Oh, that means it's fed with grains.
Woman: Oh! (picks up turkey and leaves)

Grocery Store
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Matt C

Posted on June 26, 2021
Canadia, Customers, Default, Employees, Food, Offers and requests, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Women, Words

Did I Not Put My Tit in Your Coffee This Very Morning?

Older man: Let's go to that bikini coffee shop!
Younger woman: What? What?
Older man: It's a coffee shop where women with self esteem issues wear bikinis and serve… coffee. What's not to get?
Younger woman: Fuck you.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on June 10, 2021
Clothes, Food, Guys, Insults, Offers and requests, Washington, Women

Time to Start Talking About Gay Rights in More PC Terms

Voice over intercom: So, come out and buy some juice and support a good cause.
Girl #1: Um, what good cause?
Girl #2: I dunno. Fruit?

High School
Calgary
Canadia

Posted on June 5, 2021
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Food, Fruit, Girls, Questions, Shopping, Stupidity

Game, Set, Match

Flat-chested girl (grabbing box of energy bars): Here, get some of these for tomorrow.
Guy: I don't know. Um… it says here that they're for girls.
Flat-chested girl: Yeah, let's get them.
Guy: But… Huh, well, haha, they're not going to make me grow tits, are they?
Flat-chested girl, staring: Hasn't worked for me.
Guy (putting box in carriage): Hm-mmm.

Safeway
Colorado Springs, Colorado