Here, I Brought Some to Share With You

Laughing girl: So I was smelling his dirty socks and stuff…
Friends: What?!

Acadia University
Wolfville, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: wondering why…

Posted on July 31, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Questions, Weirdness

America: Encapsulated.

Plus-size girl looking at maternity shirt: Oh, this is cute! (pause) It will hide my fat rolls!

JC Penney
Wichita, Kansas

Posted on July 31, 2015
Beauty, Body parts, Clothes, Fat people, Girls, Kansas, Shopping

That Works More Often Than You'd Think

Crazy hobo: I like your hair.
Girl: Thanks.
Crazy hobo: Can I have it?
Girl: No, it's mine.
Crazy hobo: Oh, okay.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on July 30, 2015
Compliments, Crazies, Girls, Hair, Hobos, Illinois, Offers and requests

Seems to Be a Common Theme

Girl to friend, while going to the bathroom: During that time of the month, I pee out of my butthole.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/426017235/naturally-4.html

Overheard by: weird, I normally just sneeze out of my eyes

Posted on July 30, 2015
Ass, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Weirdness

That's a Funny Name for a Ghost!

Crazy guy: Hey, June*! Do you know that my cabinets keep opening and closing by themselves?
June*: Well, do you believe in ghosts?
Crazy guy: Yes, I do!
June*: Maybe your place is haunted, and the ghosts just want to say hello.
Crazy guy, after thinking a while: No, I think it's just my schizophrenia.

Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy

Posted on July 30, 2015
Crazies, Girls, Guys, Mental illnesses, Sensory experiences, Vermont, Wishes

…Before You Bleed Them Dry

Clueless girl: My computer has a virus.
Computer geek: You need an external hard drive to transfer the files you want to keep.
Clueless girl: Can't I just transfer it to another computer?
Computer geek: No, the virus will spread.
Clueless girl: (blank stare)
Computer geek: Its like fucking someone with AIDS.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on July 30, 2015
Advice, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Girls, STDs, Technology

Did They All Eat at Red Lobster Before They Died?

Father to 20-something daughter: One of these days we are going to have to take you on a trip and show you where everyone in the family is buried.
Daughter, dryly: That would be a lively trip.

Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: It would be a trip to die for

Posted on July 30, 2015
Dads, Death & dying, Family ties, Girls, Utah, Weirdness, Words

Well, Yes, and by 'Yes' I Mean 'No.'

Girl: If Mary was a virgin, wouldn't Jesus have had to kick through the placenta to be born?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Can't stop thinking about that now at Christmas

Posted on July 30, 2015
Birthing, Body parts, Canadia, Girls, Jesus, Questions, Stupidity, Virginity

“Throw Your Brother Into the Campfire,” It Says

Little girl to mom: My stomach controls me!

Campsite, California

Posted on July 28, 2015
Body parts, Default, Fears, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Weirdness

If Our Disastrous Trip to Thailand Was Any Indication

Frizzy-haired college girl: Are you seriously asking me to to sell myself so you can hitchhike to Sicily?
Friend #1: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
Friend #2: Yeah. Like first of all, no one in Italy would want to pay for you.

UC Davis
Davis, California

Overheard by: Passing Student

Posted on July 28, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Geography, Girls, Money, Offers and requests, Questions, Sorority types

Girls