Girls

Female college girl: She asked me “what's a vagina?”

Montreal
Quebec
Canadia

Girl: So, while fixing the leak, you may discover something else?
50-year old mechanic, grinning and nodding: I am Columbus.

Auto Body Shop
Lanham, Maryland

Overheard by: Jen

Teen girl to friend: It's called “iced tea.” It tastes like tea, but it's cold.

Green Line Subway
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rob

Student girl in beige Uggs: So, who was that guy you were with last night?
Student girl in brown Uggs: Ugh, well I don't actually know his real name, I just call him Captain Kirk, because he kinda looks like him, y'know?

Leeds
England

Girl to another: If I end up having gotten knocked up during the presidential debates, I'm going to be fucking pissed.

Bar
Atlanta, Georgia

Father: Did you hear about how McCain called his wife the c-word in front of a bunch of reporters?
Daughter: Well, in fairness to him, she probably is one.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Tall girl: What is this? Let's-all-jump-Jennifer-and-get-her-pregnant Day?

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Julianna

Girl #1, discussing her boobs: I have lemons! What do you have?
Girl #2: Shit, I have watermelons.
Girl #3, grabbing her own boobs: I have cantaloupes.
Girl #1: Why are you grabbing your cantaloupes?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Ditzy cute girl: Look at the clouds! They're blue!
Friend, deadpan: You mean the sky.
Ditzy cute girl: Yeah! Ohmigod, kittensssss!

Jakarta
Indonesia

Overheard by: I only want my coffee

Teen girl #1: I don't get why they put “eat it” by the cheerleaders.
Teen girl #2: Me neither. You can't, like, eat cheers.
Teen girl #1: Yeah… But you can eat cheerleaders.

High School
Kansas