Giuliani As a Kid

Girl: My mom is never going to let me go on a field trip again.
Boy #1: Why?
Girl: I left my jacket at the museum.
Boy #2: Wanna know what I left at the museum? My dignity. My dignity and my pride.

BART
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 15, 2008
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Pride, Questions, San Francisco, Train, Weirdness

That Damn Talking Mirror Tells Her All the Time

Guy to brunette: Yo, tell your friend she's beautiful.
Brunette, about hot redhead: Oh, don't worry, she knows.

Grasshopper On The Green
New Jersey

Posted on November 15, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Beauty, Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, New Jersey

…in the Bathroom, During the Exam

Hottie: But who do you cheat off of?
Friend: I read the book.

Geoge Brown College
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Tdot Girl

Posted on November 14, 2008
Books, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Friends, Girls, Questions

But I Can't Afford the Membership Fee

Preppy chick: I didn't see you in class today. Where were you?
Guy: I was having sex in the bathroom.
Preppy chick: Oh, I want to try that.

Florida

Posted on November 14, 2008
Default, Girls, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Sex, Wishes

You're the Most Boring Imaginary Friend Ever

Emo-poser teen girl: Does this make me look like I exist?
Teen guy (looking): No.

Pinnacle High School
Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on November 13, 2008
Arizona, Clothing, Default, Girls, Guys, Philosophy, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

Out Shaking Her Balance Sheet on a Friday Night

Teen girl #1: Okay, okay, look at that girl over there.
Teen girl #2: Which one?
Teen girl #1: The one with the short skirt, revealing halter top, and cowboy boots–what do you think of her?
Teen girl #2: I don't know what you're asking.
Teen girl #3: What do you think she does for a living?
Teen girl #2: I don't know, she could be an accountant.

Steak 'n Shake
Springfield, Missouri

Posted on November 12, 2008
Clothing, Default, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Missouri, Questions, Restaurants, Teens

Mom's Still Upset About That Explosion in My Room

Girl to friend: You know, I think your house is the best place to keep the meth at room temperature.

Sheffield, Ohio

Overheard by: Julian

Posted on November 10, 2008
Default, Drugs, Friends, Girls, Ohio

Where Weather Girls Come from

(after the rain)
Sorostitute #1, just arriving at her car: Oh my god, someone totally washed my car!
Sorostitute #2: No way! Who do you think it was?
Sorostitute #1: I don't know, but that is so awesome.

Parking Lot, Cal Poly Dorm
San Luis Obispo, California

Posted on November 10, 2008
California, Cleanliness, Default, Girls, Idiots, Sorority types, Stupidity

But Leave Out the Part Where He Blew and Said “Haha, Fooled Ya!”

Gay man: So, did you end up fucking that guy from eHarmony?
Blondie: Sort of. When I was blowing him he told me to stop and I said, “No way, I'm just getting started!” And then he said, “Seriously, stop, I don't want to blow in your face.”
Gay man: That's like true love. You should use that story for your eHarmony commercial.

Central Illinois

Posted on November 9, 2008
BJs, Default, Feelings, Girls, Illinois, Internet, Queers, Questions, Sex

The Little Guy Never Gets a Break

Boy: Why can't we go in?
Girl: Maybe someone was murdered.
Boy: Lucky.

West Junior High
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on November 9, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Murder, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness