Girl on phone: Hi, mom, sorry I didn't call you back… I was busy having sex.
Melbourne
Australia
Girl on phone: Hi, mom, sorry I didn't call you back… I was busy having sex.
Melbourne
Australia
Little girl, pointing to picture of Jesus on card: Who's that?
Babysitter: Well, that's Jesus.
Little girl: Oh… He looks like a nice guy.
Bellevue, Washington
Girl #1: What is Roe v. Wade?
Girl #2: What do you mean? I don't know!
Girl #1: What is it about?
Computer Lab, Syracuse University
New York
Pretty black girlfriend with super long hair: I have no vaginal memory.
Cornell University
Ithaca, New York
Teen girl driving car: I'm turning left because I'm ugly.
New Zealand
Overheard by: passenger
Tipsy guy to girl beside him: What are you doing later?
Girl: Going home to Scotchgard my bathrobe.
Duke & Duchess Bar
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Cooper Street Relic
Girl #1, looking at picture: Oh my gosh! Look, the first aider is totally judging her. If I was passed out from crack, I would so not wanna be judged.
Girl #2: Oh, I know, totally!
Thailand
Girl: I really like playing with grass…also, I think I'm going to crazy one day.
John Mayer Concert
Holmdel, New Jersey
20-something girl: My ass hurts and my throat is sore. I also feel very underwhelmed.
San Francisco, California
