And You Thought Picking Up Girls at Funerals Was Bad

Girlfriend on packed, stopped train: I'm bored. Tell me a story.
Boyfriend: I remember the first time I saw you…you were crying…sitting outside the abortion clinic. I gave you my hankie.

Yellow Train
Washington, DC

Overheard by: entertained next to them

Posted on July 15, 2022
Abortion, Couples, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Offers and requests, Relationships, Train, Washington, DC, Weirdness

It's Also the Default Setting in Missouri

Guy #1, walking into beer garden: What does “drunk in public” mean exactly?
Guy #2: I think it's kind of self-explanatory.

Columbia, Missouri

Posted on July 14, 2022
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Missouri, Questions, Stupidity, Words

But I'll Require More Staring Time Before We Go Eat

Guy: Man, look at this guy! It's weird how they keep the eyelashes and hair on to keep them semi-human. You can see everything!
Girl: Um, are all penises so big?
Guy: I think it's due to preserving process.
Girl: I'm hungy.

Body Worlds Exhibit
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: 8lb Gem my ASS!!

Posted on July 6, 2022
Compare and contrast, Food, Girls, Guys, Hair, Maryland, Penis

…Lassie?

Young man on cell: What the fuck did I do to make you such a bitch this morning?

Boise State University
Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: Dan Lester

Posted on July 1, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Idaho, On the phone, Questions, Sex

Shall We Try “P” for “Polanski”?

Guy #1: What aisle are we looking for?
Guy #2: We should be looking under teen girls' rugs.
Guy #1: Yikes!

Furniture Store
New York City, New York

Posted on June 30, 2022
Guys, Hair, New York, Questions, Sex, Shopping, Stores, Vagina

Identifying Your Feelings Is an Important First Step.

Huge guy with a Mohawk: It worries me that I can't smell my deodorant.

Grocery Store
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Deana

Posted on June 27, 2022
Guys, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Sensory experiences, Stores

Gotta Give Senator McCain Points for Persistence, Though

Guy to friend: He had to make a PowerPoint presentation about making PowerPoint presentation. And I had to walk him through it.

Manuel's Tavern
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on June 25, 2022
Default, Friends, Georgia, Guys, Technology

I’m Saving Conversation for the Right Woman

Dude #1: Yeah, I go to gay bars sometimes.
Dude #2: Really? So, are you saying you like guys?
Dude #1: No, I don’t like guys, but when I go to gay bars I just dance with them and flirt with them. It’s not like I have conversations with them.
Dude #2: … So then maybe you’re bi?
Dude #1: No, I’m just a people person.

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Overheard by: mr. Wtf?