And, in Some Remote Regions, There Are People Who Don’t Throw Up after Meals?

Guy #1: You mean, some girls have naturally curly hair? I thought they just got it permed.
Guy #2: You lived in L.A. for too long.

East Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: Enigmae

Posted on October 29, 2022
Guys, Hair, Michigan

And I’d Lose the Best Piano Teacher I’ve Ever Had

Guy #1: I woke up in her bed without any pants.
Guy #2: What happened?
Guy #1: I think we had sex.
Guy #2: You don’t know?
Guy #1: I cant exactly remember. Luckily neither can she. She’d kill me if she knew.

Train
Sydney, Australia

Posted on October 27, 2022
Australia, Fears, Friends, Guys, Sex, Train, Weirdness

Some Peer Counselors' Life Lessons Are Better Than Others

Dude #1: Dude, if you're gonna artificially inseminate your sister's girlfriend, you gotta fuck her, right?
Dude #2: Absolutely!
Dude #1: Otherwise, you got no respect for yourself.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/07/sperm-bank.html

Overheard by: elizabeth

Posted on October 26, 2022
Advice, Default, Feelings, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Pregnancy, Questions, Sexuality

Alan Breaks Into a Chorus of “Gonna Floss Those Reds Right Out of My Lair”

Important looking man on cell: So, apparently, Georgia is being occupied by Russia. What this means to us is… Oooh! Toothbrushes!

Washington, DC

Overheard by: ak

Posted on October 24, 2022
Default, Geography, Guys, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Politics, Washington, DC, Weirdness

In the Sense That It's Propping Up My Coffee Table

DJ: And we'll be giving away a free DVD of diary of a mad black woman!
Drunk shirtless redneck, sincerely: Wooooooo! That's my movie! That's my movie!

Screen on the Green, Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Becca

Posted on October 21, 2022
Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Georgia, Guys, Movies, Race, Rednecks, Weirdness

That's the Beauty Of Singapore– You Don't Have To.

Guy: Obviously, you've never been to Singapore.
Girl: Obviously, you've never pleased a woman.

Capitol Hill
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: bethany

Posted on October 20, 2022
Comebacks, Girls, Guys, Sex, Stupidity, Washington

Yeah. I Guess.

Guy: Men are bastards. I'm a man.
Girl: Then what does that make you?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: You said men are bastards. So then what does that make you?
Guy, not paying attention: Wanna dance?

Norman, Oklahoma

Posted on October 17, 2022
Dancing, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Insults, Offers and requests, Oklahoma

For the Last Time, It Was a Freak Welding Accident!

Guy on cell: Yeah, I get scared when you turn out the lights. (pause) That's not gay. (pause) It's not gay when “turning out the lights” means putting your hands over my eyes while we're test-driving a car that's worth more than your sister's gold plated vahjay!

George Mason University
Virginia

Overheard by: Your sister won