That String Bikini Really Brings Out Your Eyes

Boy: I feel naked.
(long awkward pause)
Girl: I'm glad you're not.

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: Molly, LQTM

Posted on August 11, 2019
Clothes, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New Mexico, Weirdness

Also the Argument Against the Nuclear Family

Guy: I wonder if any of these bombs are still functional. That way, we know where to go for supplies in the zombie apocalypse.
Girl: What? You idiot, you don't use nuclear power against zombies! They're already dead, so they can't get cancer and die! You would just wind up with a bunch of radioactive zombies!
Guy #2: Yeah, then it's just like Spiderman, but with radioactive zombies instead of Tobey Maguire and spiders!

Atomic Power Museum
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Overheard by: Amred

Posted on August 4, 2019
About celebrities, Animals, Girls, Guys, New Mexico, Stupidity, Zombies

Let Me Explain Mimes to You Again…

Guy: Dude! Your sister lives in a box!

Arizona

Posted on July 31, 2019
Arizona, Family ties, Guys, Weirdness

Speaking Of Things That Need to Stay in Vegas

Guy, telling everyone about a massage: You know how grandma's hands are real soft?

Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Craig

Posted on July 23, 2019
Family ties, Guys, Hands, Masturbation, Nevada, Questions, Sensory experiences

We Respect That You Didn’t Take the Easy Route with “Robert Downey Jr.”

Girl: “Pokemon Stadium,” is just stupid. If the other Pokemon does some confusion attack, you just end up slapping yourself or some shit. No one gets so confused they hurt themselves!
Boy: Tell that to Danny Bonaduce.

Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Katie