Race Relations in Boston Take Another Hit

Girl #1: So I was driving down the street blaring my rap music and then these people started hollering.
Girl #2: Wait, were they black people or were they normal people?

Northeastern Campus
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: really?

Posted on July 30, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Music, Questions, Race

Or, Put More Eloquently, “What What (In the Butt)?”

Woman on toilet: What the fuck is going on with my ass?

Medford, Massachusetts

Posted on March 12, 2016
Ass, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Poop, Questions, Restroom, Women

Luckily So Many Other Things Taste Like Them

College girl: Just think about all the chickens that get killed every day, like just by McDonald’s.
Friend: Yeah, but you know… I don’t really care.
College girl: Oh no, I don’t care about them either, I’m just scared they’re gonna run out of chickens.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Curlee

Posted on March 11, 2016
Animals, Fears, Feelings, Food, Friends, Massachusetts, Sorority types

I'm Like, “Good Boy, Cujo!”

Loud woman on cell: I mean I know he was seriously injured–he had a few fractures and sprains and he hurt his neck and back… But hey, that's what you get when you take too many shots and fall backwards down a flight of stairs because you tripped over your neighbor's dog… I'm so glad we won this case!

MBTA Train
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on March 5, 2016
Animals, Body parts, Default, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, On the phone, Train, Women

Amy Didn't Expect It to Be Beautiful

Five-year-old girl (pointing at penis on sculpture in museum): Daddy, what's that?
Daddy: What do you think it is?
Girl's little sister: It's a butt!
Five-year-old girl (pause, whispers in amazement): It's a penis.

Harvard
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: loves smart kids

Posted on March 5, 2016
Ass, Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Kids, Massachusetts, Penis, Questions, Siblings

For Just $29.99, Plus Tax

Chick: I had a friend who thought she was really depressed for years, but it turned out it was just a yeast infection in all of her organs. This could be you.

Woods Hole, Massachusetts

Overheard by: TARDIS Dyke

Posted on March 3, 2016
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Maladies, Massachusetts

That’s Not William Hung?

Bimbette, as Dalai Lama approaches podium: He’s supposed to be the reincarnation of, like, God or whatever.

Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: velvin

Posted on February 27, 2016
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Massachusetts, Stupidity

No More Gene Kelly Movies for You, Young Man

Mom, walking in the rain: This is not good.
Four-year-old son: It’s nice!
Mom: It is not nice, what the hell?!

Springfield, Massachusetts

Posted on February 23, 2016
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Gripes, Guys, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms, Sensory experiences

No Wonder I Keep Passing Out!

Girl in bathroom stall #1: I have really exciting news!
Girl in bathroom stall #2: You just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance?
Girl in bathroom stall #1: No. When I bought these pants they fit, and now they are too big! I've been trying to lose some weight.
Girl in bathroom stall #2: That's great! What size are they?
Girl in bathroom stall #1: Ummm… 25s.
Girl in bathroom stall #2: That's like a size zero. Why are you trying to lose weight?
Girl in bathroom stall #1: Oh, is that too small or something?

Restaurant Bathroom
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on February 16, 2016
Anorexics, Clothes, Clothing, Diet & weight, Girls, Massachusetts, Money, Questions, Restroom

Bottom Line: We're Having Six More Weeks of Winter

Girl to friends trying to eat lunch: And then all of a sudden his penis started groundhoging!
Friends: (blank stare)

Franklin Dining Hall, UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Cate

Posted on February 16, 2016
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Penis, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words