Now Sack Up and Stop That Screaming!

CPR class instructor: So when they sent the babies to us, they forgot to include the faces…

University of Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Zach

Posted on August 26, 2020
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Florida, Memory lane, Weirdness

…And He Let Me Touch His Mallard?

Girl: Hey, what about that time we went duck hunting naked and…
Random passerby: That sounds like fun!

Georgetown
Washington, DC

Posted on August 9, 2020
Animals, Body parts, Default, Girls, Memory lane, Sex, Strangers, Washington, DC

I'm Like, “Look at All These Dishes– What's Your Problem?”

Drunk 40-year-old dude #1, standing in line for the bathroom: Well, there are four sinks. We only need two with the number of people I've seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40-year-old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was peeing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/373685741/why-do-people-think-this-is-okay.html

Overheard by: slight overshare

Posted on July 2, 2020
Default, Feelings, Guys, Memory lane, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Relationships, Restroom

…The Prince Of Dullness

Wife to husband who has been chatting with stranger: Who was that?
Husband: Remember those Dos Equis commercials with the most interesting man in the world?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: That was his antithesis.

Northern Michigan

Overheard by: Kaptain Equinox

Posted on June 7, 2020
Character, Couples, Memory lane, Michigan, Questions

Plus, That’s Chicken

20-something guy, about his sushi: This takes me back to when I used to live in Japan.
Brunette: When did you ever live there?
20-something guy: No, I mean in my past life.
Brunette: What makes you think you were Japanese?
20-something guy: Because ever since I was little I have always loved seafood.
Brunette: … Maybe you were a fish.
20-something guy: Not cool.

Sushi restaurant
Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Wallflower

Posted on March 18, 2020
Animals, Comebacks, Default, Food, Geography, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Memory lane, Restaurants

On the Plus Side, You Always Had Somewhere to Hang Your Coat

Druggie talking about Italy: There were dicks coming out the walls everywhere!

Maine

Overheard by: abbitt the rabbitt

Posted on January 15, 2020
Default, Druggies, Maine, Memory lane, Penis

The Secular Equivalent

Enthusiastic elderly Southern woman: There was BBs flying all through the winders, I was so upset I cried. I wasn't going to church at that time, but I went to Wal-Mart.

McDonald's
Richmond, Kentucky

Overheard by: Akilah