Like “It's My Potty (And I'll Be Dry If I Want To)”

Teacher: Do you have to go potty?
Two-year-old girl: I don't go potty anymore; I listen to music.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/420122010/i-listen-to-music-to-make-potty-time-easier.html

Overheard by: wayzata

Posted on April 27, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Kids, Music, Overheard in Minneapolis, Poop, Questions, Teachers

…Okay, Love You Too, Grandma. Bye.

iPod girl on cell: I'm eating lunch and listening to lesbian music. (pause) Yeah, The L Word soundtrack. I'm working on becoming a lesbian again. (laughs) I'm just kidding. I'm still gonna drive stick. (pause) That's what happens when you're a cock whore. You can't just give it up cold turkey.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on April 20, 2018
Georgia, Girls, Music, On the phone, Penis, Sex, Sexuality, TV shows

They Should Be in a Nursing Home, Singing “Stay True to Your Stool”

Dude #1: I heard they were trying to get The Beach Boys for that motorcycle rally.
Dude #2: Man, that really says a lot about who is riding motorcycles these days. And it’s not good.

Lone Star Floathouse & Grill
New Braunfels, Texas

Overheard by: D2

Posted on February 2, 2018
Default, Friends, Guys, Music, Restaurants, Texas

A Valid Alternate Plan.

Mother: What time do you need to get up tomorrow?
Teen daughter: 8.30.
Mother: Well, I'm going to be leaving a little before that.
Teen daughter, offhandedly: “Wake me up/before you go-go.”
Mother: I will kill you.

Aurora, Colorado

Posted on January 1, 2018
Colorado, Default, Girls, Moms, Murder, Music, Offers and requests, Questions, Teens, Threats, Time Management

But That Doesn't Mean I'll Tolerate Flogging and Spanking in My Class

Music teacher: Tenors like to dominate.

School
Western Australia
Australia

Posted on December 25, 2017
Australia, Jobs & Careers, Music, Roleplay, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

Why R.E.M. Established an IQ Prerequisite for Their Fans

Michael Stipe to crowd: This next song is set in the state of Ohio.
Drunk dude: Go Chicago, woooooo!

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Geographically Inclined

Posted on November 17, 2017
Colorado, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Music, Stupidity, US Geography

You'll Look for Any Excuse to Reference That Song

Girl #1 (talking about her relationship): Yup, I'm pussy whipped. Or…what's the male equivalent for “pussy whipped”?
Girl #2: Well, there's that Ian Dury song that goes “hit me with your rhythm stick”, so maybe something along those lines.

Sabiá Bar
Sao Paulo
Brazil

Posted on October 15, 2017
Bars & Clubs, Brazil, Default, Girls, Music, Vagina, Words

… And My Boogie Sense Is Tingling

Dancing lady, about soca music: Do you like this music?
Five-year-old boy: No, I don’t like music… except Spider-Man music.
Dancing lady: So, you don’t dance?
Five-year-old boy: No… I only dance when I’m naked.

Harbourfront, Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Pandora

Posted on February 21, 2017
Canadia, Dancing, Kids, Music

I Still Got All Muddy, But I Was Paid for It.

Office worker: Well, I almost went to Woodstock, but then an opportunity to make money came up.

http://evadne-noel.livejournal.com/

Posted on October 23, 2016
Compare and contrast, Coworkers, Money, Music, Other sites

Race Relations in Boston Take Another Hit

Girl #1: So I was driving down the street blaring my rap music and then these people started hollering.
Girl #2: Wait, were they black people or were they normal people?

Northeastern Campus
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: really?

Posted on July 30, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Music, Questions, Race