Repent and Be Born Again Of Pepsi and the Spirit

Mom to cashier: And we'll have a water.
Little girl: But I want Pepsi!
Mom: We're getting water Pepsi!
Little girl: Yaaaaay!
Mom, winking at amused cashier: When you have kids of your own, water Pepsi is the greatest invention ever.

Medford, Oregon

Posted on March 1, 2009
Advice, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Kids, Moms, Names, Oregon, Women

…Which Was Letter “C” on the Multiple-Choice Exam

Professor, talking about Shakespeare's Twelfth Night: Well, Sebastian and Antonio have a pretty interesting relationship. It's kind of like, uh, what's the word…a bromance! It's kind of like a bromance.

Michigan State University

Posted on February 24, 2009
Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Michigan, Names, Relationships, Teachers, Words

Nothing Intelligent Ever Follows the Word “Dude”

Indian guy: Dude…what if Shakespeare was Jesus?

Bellingham, Washington

Posted on February 20, 2009
Asians, Christianity, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Names, Questions, Washington

She Was Getting All Verklempt Up in Here

Drunk girl: So she was teaching him Ebonics, and he was teaching her Yiddish…

Parish Cafe
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Education, Geography, Girls, Massachusetts, Names, Restaurants

Except How the Lohan Family Has Managed to Survive

Woman #1: You know what I learned the other day? Social Darwinism.
(awkward pause)
Woman #2: Really? How's that working for you?
Woman #1: Well, it sure explains a lot.

Library, Arcadia University
Glenside, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Xander

Posted on February 11, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Names, Pennsylvania, Questions, Science, Weirdness, Women

Porn Overload Eventually Destroys Your Ability to Read

Customer looking up at menu board: Umm, I'll have the “German chock a lotta cock.”
(girl scooping ice cream looks horrified)
Customer, now pointing: The “German chock a lotta cock.” It's right there.
Ice cream girl: It's pronounced “German chocolate cake.”

Cold Stone Creamery
Fountain Valley, California

Overheard by: RL

Posted on February 6, 2009
California, Customers, Default, Geography, Girls, Language barrier, Names, Offers and requests, Penis, Stores

Especially When I Get So Drunk I Make Out with Girls

Butch-looking 20-something: I always have Bud Select, and I know it makes me look so butch.
Femme-looking 20-something: No, I don't think Bud Select is butch…I mean, I drink Bud Select.
Butch-looking 20-something: Yeah, but seriously, I know I look like a lesbian, and the Bud Select doesn't help.

Iowa

Overheard by: I assumed they were on a date

Posted on February 5, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Iowa, Names, Sexuality

Yuppie Naming Conventions Apply Only to White People

Girl #1: Why the heck is her name “Brezelle”?
Girl #2: Well, she's African.
Girl #1: Oh.

Temple University, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 27, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Girls, Names, Pennsylvania, Questions

But with Slightly Bigger Boobs

Girl #1: What does he look like?
Girl #2: The same way he looked when he was Catherine.

Mount Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts

Posted on January 27, 2009
Character, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Names, Questions

Aristotle's Really More Of an American Eagle Dude

Girl #1, leaving the mall: Go to Aero… Ari… Aristotle.
Girl #2: Aristotle is not the same thing as Aeropostale.
Girl #1: Then where did I…?
Girl #2 (interrupting): History. You learned about Aristotle in history.

Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Overheard by: Ashley

Posted on January 26, 2009
Alabama, Default, Education, Girls, History, Names, Questions

Names

Yuppie Naming Conventions Apply Only to White People