I'd Love to Sniff Your Pores.

Professor: And that's why caffeine is my drug of choice. (awkward pause) So who here had some caffeine today?

University of Rochester, New York

Posted on August 14, 2009
Compare and contrast, Drugs, Food, New York, Questions, Students, Teachers

Or Don't Be the Idiot Who Schedules Things Before Noon

Professor, at 8 am: If coffee doesn't work, drink RedBull. But if that doesn't work, I suggest amphetamines or heroin.

Class, SUNY
Purchase, New York

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on August 4, 2009
Advice, Class, Drugs, Education, Food, New York, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Worst. Job Interview. Ever.

Woman #1: Are you wearing sexy underwear?
Woman #2: No, just cotton.

Arts and Crafts Show
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Karlene Kuhn

Posted on July 25, 2009
Clothes, New York, Questions, Undies, Women

And It Was in My Baby's Diaper for Safekeeping the Whole Time

Judge: The police found drugs in your house?
Mother: It was just a little crack, and it was only there for two days.

Ulster County, New York

Posted on July 21, 2009
Crimes, Drugs, Moms, New York, Questions

Religious Freedom's Expensive

Teacher: Why did the Pilgrims come to America?
Student: Because they wanted to dig for gold!
(later)
Teacher: Why did the Puritans come to America?
Student: Oh! I know this one! They're the ones that wanted to dig for gold!

East Greenbush, New York

Posted on July 18, 2009
Education, History, New York, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Wishes

…If It Were Spelled with a Silent T.

Teenager: Hey, which terminal is baggage claim?
Airport employee: Terminal T.
Teenager: Wait…which one?
Airport employee: Terminal T. “T” as in “Charlie.”

JFK Airport
New York City, New York

Overheard by:

Posted on July 9, 2009
Airports & flights, Employees, Names, New York, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Words

Why Right Said Fred Could Not Sustain Their Popularity

Guy #1: Just admit it, man.
Guy #2: Admit what? That I'm great and wonderful and perfect in every way shape and form? Alright, I'm great and wonderful and perfect in every way shape and form!
Guy #1: No, admit that you're crazier than me!
Guy #2: Yeah, well…you're just Mr “Too sexy for my shirt,” and I'm Mr “Too sexy for my life,” but seriously, I'm so smart and everyone loves me.
Guy #3: You're just lyin' to yourself, man.
Guy #2: I'm too sexy for the world! That's just the way it is. I'm the next Albert Einstein. Everyone will soon realize that they love me. You all know that I'm right, so say that I am always right! You're dumb and I'm smart. Everyone loves me.
Bus driver: Will you guys be quiet? No one wants to hear this!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Lulu

Posted on July 6, 2009
Bragging, Bringing it back to you, Bus, Bus drivers, Compare and contrast, Guys, Lies, New York, Public transportation, Questions

Bet You Don't Know About Her Meth Problem!

Mother: Do you know about the tooth fairy?
Toddler: Yeah!
Mother: No, you don't.

Fleetwood, New York

Overheard by: Deek

Posted on July 2, 2009
Body parts, Family ties, Kids, Magic, Moms, New York, Parenting, Questions

The Desire to Flee Rochester Will Overpower Anything

Woman on PA system: Attention. Please disregard the call for wheelchair assistance at gate A-5. Repeat: there is no wheelchair needed at gate A-5. It's a miracle!

Airport
Rochester, New York

Overheard by: Patty Astrolabe

Posted on July 1, 2009
Airports & flights, Health & Hygiene, Magic, New York, Public transportation, Weirdness, Women

So I Joined the Rugby Team

College girl: I'm so ready for my first homoerotic experience!

New Paltz, New York

Posted on June 19, 2009
Default, Girls, New York, Sex, Sexuality, Students, Weirdness, Words