Literature substitute teacher: Did I hear that correctly? Did you say “Please don't rape me with your feelings”?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/291242665/thats-pretty-emo.html
Overheard by: yep, your hearing is perfect.
Literature substitute teacher: Did I hear that correctly? Did you say “Please don't rape me with your feelings”?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/291242665/thats-pretty-emo.html
Overheard by: yep, your hearing is perfect.
Girl in class: Dan, can you spread me out? (pause) Oh, that sounded wrong.
University of Northern Colorado
Young college woman on cell: No! No, you may not wear my underwear!
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/she-just-ruined-someones-night.html
Overheard by: silver spring
Annoyed lady on cell in bathroom stall: Mmm- hmmm… uh-huh, mmm-hmm, yep. Oh, before that, can you tell her to lick my ass, too?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/276988159/sounds-refreshing.html
Overheard by: I hope she?s not talking about me.
Bearded old hobo: Heyyy, Cinderella.
Teenage girl: Um… hi!
Bearded old hobo: Want me to read the bible to ya?
Teenage girl: No thanks, I'm good.
Bearded old hobo: I know you are. (winks)
Outside Christian Science Reading Room
Boston, Massachusetts
Marine #1, on plane: Since you got the window seat, I might lean my head on your shoulder for part of this flight. Not in a gay way, more in a I'm-tired-and-want-to-lean-my-head-on-something kind of way.
Marine #2: Alright, but I might have to smack you. Not in an I-hate-you kind of way, more in a get-your-head-off-my-damn-shoulder kind of way.
Airplane
Atlanta, Georgia
Quirky college student: You know it's love when you ask “please, can I suck your dick?”
Friend: Word.
Willamette University
Salem, Oregon
Girlfriend: Hold my hand, Eric. Please.
Boyfriend, yelling: No! Just stop it, okay?
Girlfriend: Come on. Just hold my hand.
Boyfriend: No! I'm not doing that again.
Girlfriend, laughing: Aw, why not?
Boyfriend: Because last time you licked my face!
Lawrenceville, New Jersey
Overheard by: Jake
Girl, walking barefoot under the rain: Oh, the joys of Richmond. We are so gonna get hepatitis.
Bag lady: No! Don't do that, but if you do… give me some!
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: singing in the rain
Teenage tourist girl to friend: Wanna play connect the dots with my track marks?
Friend: (laughs nervously)
Teenage tourist girl: Also, if you do that stupid thing with your water glass again, I'm gonna strangle you, and throw you in a pit and put a dead dog on top of your grave. Pass me that cheese?
Pizzeria
Rome
Italy
