Offers and requests

Everyone Deserves at Least One Brush with Greatness

Woman, searching through bargain bin: Do you want this? This woman taught at Bennington!
Girl: Dude, that's old! She teaches at my school now. Her son was in my class. His lab puppy shat on dreadlock, girl!

Borders
Mansfield, Massachusetts

Posted on November 15, 2009
Animals, Education, Girls, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Poop, Stores, Women

How International Incidents Begin

Gate attendant over PA: This is the final boarding call for Singapore Airlines flight 123.
(announcement is repeated several times over there)
Different voice, over pa: Singapore airlines, could you please not make so many announcements?

Airport
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 10, 2009
Airports & flights, Employees, Offers and requests, Public transportation, San Francisco, Weirdness

Um, Those Are Meat Loaf.

Chubby guy, pointing to cookies: Can I have one from this side where they're, like, actually cooked?

Chow Line
USS Nimitz Carrier

Overheard by: LikesThemBurnt

Posted on October 26, 2009
Food, Guys, Military, Offers and requests

It's the Germany Of the United States.

Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Could you take our picture?
German tourist: Sure.
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Thanks a lot, man.
German tourist: You luv New Jer-see?
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Hell yeah!
German tourist: You za own-lee vun!

London
England

Overheard by: Joyful One

Posted on October 18, 2009
England, Feelings, Foreigners, Offers and requests, Questions, Tourists, Weirdness

Only If You Leave Your Driver's License As Collateral

Goth guy to goth girlfriend: Can I borrow your blood?

Rochester
England

Overheard by: Bewildered Techie

Posted on October 5, 2009
Couples, England, Goths, Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Weirdness

How Sally Got Drunk for the First Time

Girl: Do we have any soda?
Guy: We have Pabst. It's pretty much the same.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/04/give-that-man-blue-ribbon.html

Overheard by: sarafist

Posted on October 2, 2009
Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Food, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX

Do You Like Origami?

Senior citizen: You should see my dick. I only had a quarter of it circumcised.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/t-m-i.html

Overheard by: b! X

Posted on September 22, 2009
Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Old folks, Overheard in PDX, Penis

Some Of Emily Dickinson's Later Work Fell a Bit Short

Literature substitute teacher: Did I hear that correctly? Did you say “Please don't rape me with your feelings”?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/291242665/thats-pretty-emo.html

Overheard by: yep, your hearing is perfect.

Posted on September 21, 2009
Education, Feelings, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teachers, Violence

Dan: “Wrong Enough to Be Right?”

Girl in class: Dan, can you spread me out? (pause) Oh, that sounded wrong.

University of Northern Colorado

Posted on September 18, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Offers and requests, Sex, Students, Words

Doesn't Mean I Don't Love You, Dad.

Young college woman on cell: No! No, you may not wear my underwear!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/she-just-ruined-someones-night.html

Overheard by: silver spring

Posted on September 14, 2009
Clothes, Eavesdrop DC, Offers and requests, On the phone, Students, Undies