It Was Lots Of Fun 'til the Police Arrived

Little boy: How 'bout you get naked, and I get naked, and then we give naked hugs!

St. Joseph, Michigan

Posted on March 15, 2023
Glad the condom broke, Kids, Michigan, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Sex, Weirdness

That's More of an Orange County Accessory

Customer, browsing selection of charm bracelets: Do you have any Nazi charm bracelets? My daughter loves that stuff!
Craft vendor: Uh…no.

Craft Show
San Diego, California

Posted on March 9, 2023
California, Customers, Default, Employees, Family ties, History, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

…and I'll Propose to You.

Dude: Just press your nipple up against the glass.

Roller Derby Game
Victoria
Canadia

Overheard by: Jay

Posted on February 28, 2023
Canadia, Guys, Nipples, Offers and requests

Gotta Love the New Razr Phone

Freshman girl, gesturing: I bet it's thiiiis tiny!
Big black freshman, barreling up stairs: No! I'll show you!

High School
Skillman, New Jersey

Overheard by: 3 guesses at what they're talking about.

Posted on February 26, 2023
Black people, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Weirdness

What Do You Mean You're Bringing Potato Salad Instead?

African-American man on phone: Well, now, you just bring your hair… and you be on your way.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/405923160/left-it-in-my-other-purse.html

Overheard by: serial forgetter of hair

Posted on February 2, 2023
Black people, Hair, Offers and requests, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Weirdness

Wouldn't Steel Birkenstocks Be Uncomfortable?

Drunk girl: I want to be lesbionic!

Georgia Tech

Overheard by: YellowJacketGals

Posted on February 1, 2023
Default, Drunks, Georgia, Girls, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Technology, Weirdness, Words

A Confusion Often Found in Young Big Bad Wolves

Mom: Can you sit there and be mommy's good boy just a little longer? We're almost done shopping.
Boy: No. I'm not your good boy. I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh you aren't? Then will you be a big boy for me?
Boy: No, I'm not your big boy! I'm not your big boy, and I'm not your good boy anymore.
Mom: Oh really, then what are you?
Boy: I'm a grandma!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/read-too-much-shirley-maclaine.html

Overheard by: kari

Posted on December 16, 2022
Default, Family ties, Guys, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX, Parenting, Questions, Shopping, Should have used a condom

When the Need to Be Offensive Overcomes the Need to Get Laid

Short boy, yelling inches away from short girl's face: We should hang out!
Short girl: (walks away silently)
Tall boy, laughing: Dude!

High School
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on December 12, 2022
Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Oregon, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

Pop Quiz: Which Of These Things Are True About Sarah Palin?

Hobo: You ever wanted to punch an asshole in the face? Now's your chance, one dollar! I deserve it! I club baby seals, I vote Republican, I masturbate way too much! Quit laughin' and start punchin!

Church & Duboce
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: C

Posted on November 7, 2022
Assholes, California, Hobos, Masturbation, Offers and requests, Politics, Violence, Weirdness

But I Thought I Was Your Main Squeeze?

20-something daughter: Mom, can you hand me the scissors?
Mom: Not right now, I'm doing Kegels.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/390186840/thats-not-safe.html

Overheard by: tara

Posted on November 5, 2022
Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Time Management

Offers and requests