Paul Bunyan Fantasies Run Wild in the Gay Community

Effeminate tourist guy on cell: So yeah, it was rigidly pressed in the watershed…

Cottage Street
Bar Harbor, Maine

Posted on September 12, 2020
Default, Guys, Maine, On the phone, Tourists, Weirdness

Michael Jackson: At Least I’m Consistent!

Woman talking on phone to friend: I have a real thing for little boys. I never used to…

Train Leaving Brighton
England

Overheard by: Wishing she hadn’t tuned in at that point

Posted on August 11, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Feelings, Kids, On the phone, Sexuality, Train, Weirdness, Women

Whorehouses Don’t Do Community Service

Chick on cell: Megan! It’s a sorority! Megan! It’s not a whorehouse! Megan!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/potato_patado.html

Overheard by: a passerby who has never been to that… sorority

Posted on August 1, 2020
Gossip, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

I Know Exactly Where They’ve Been

Dude on cell: No, I really don’t want to put your balls in my mouth, thank you very much.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html

Overheard by: laura

Posted on July 27, 2020
Balls, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

Or Should I Just Come on It?

Man whispering into cell: But honey, I didn’t fuck her! I just came on her! … Hey, you want that Polynesian sauce they got here, right?

Chick-fil-A, Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu

Posted on July 15, 2020
Cum, Indiana, On the phone

Guy: Mind! I Said I Wouldn’t Mind!

Drunk girl on cell: What? … I’m so drunk I can’t even hear… I want to do naughty things to you… So, you’re saying if I were to lick and suck you, you wouldn’t care?

Fiddler’s Green
Winter Park, Florida

Overheard by: grossed out because she’s not even cute

Posted on July 13, 2020
BJs, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Florida, Girls, On the phone, Sex

Sounds Almost As Cool As Our Job.

Woman on cell: I'm coming to LA to make 100 Egyptian army uniforms, then I'm going back.

International Airport
El Paso, Texas

Overheard by: V

Posted on July 7, 2020
Airports & flights, Clothes, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Texas, US Geography, Women

But Pitch This to the Americans — They’ll Love It!

Lady on cell: Yes, I need to know what kind of an exhibition it will be, otherwise I’m not going to run it… Well, I’m not interested in people burping on each other or feeling each other up — that’s just a little weird… Well, yes, it makes up a part of my personality too, but not a very large or important one.

Univeristy of Melbourne
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/116635.html