Guy on cell, buying whipped cream, 24-pack of beer, and box of condoms: I am so over that bitch. Yeah, tonight is gonna be great! Finally, a night where I can do whatever I want without her bitching about it. Yeah, come over whenever. And bring some friends.
Grocery store
Syracuse, New York
Young guy on cell: You got a bikini wax?… Really?… How come you never did that when we were together?… Oh, so you’re a woman now?
7-Eleven
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia
Guy on cell: So, when are you coming back? You know, anytime you wanna come up here, you got a cock waiting for you.
Hoboken, New Jersey
Overheard by: Cris
Old woman on cell: Well, I got injected twice today — once in each arm… Well, I could sure go for a third, I’ll tell you that much!
Car wash
La Mirada, California
Overheard by: Higgins
Girl on cell phone: So I got a little finger action this week, but I said ‘No’ so it’s okay.
Cleveland, Ohio
Overheard by: Justin
20-ish girl on cell: Hey, yeah! Come to the beach, and we’ll set you on fire!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/bring_the_3_person_slingshot_t.html
Overheard by: don’t think the cops will approve
Biotech on cell: Oh my god, she is so stupid! She goes home all the freaking time. Like, just last weekend she had to go home for her dying friend.
Texas Christian University
Fort Worth, Texas
Woman in line to another: Yeah, my brother’s birthday is tomorrow. He’s Aryan.
Wal-Mart
Tracy, California
Overheard by: Jeff
Hipster on cell: I’ve been everywhere. [pause] Yes, I’ve been to Queens.
Hope Street, Williamsburg
Brooklyn, New York
Woman on cell: Dude, you guys drink milk like cows!
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Nance
