Girl on cell: So he was like, “I was thinking about going to Austin, because Brian's there.” and I was like, “Fuck Brian. I make better waffles.”
Boston, Massachusetts
Girl on cell: So he was like, “I was thinking about going to Austin, because Brian's there.” and I was like, “Fuck Brian. I make better waffles.”
Boston, Massachusetts
Guy on phone: So, wait — if he put it in yo’ butt that mean the baby gon’ come out yo’ ass?
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/happy-mothers-day.html
Overheard by: flash
Black girl on cell: So, uh? So then, you explain what a cracker is to you…
Tacoma Mall, Washington
Overheard by: Troy
Female grad student on cell: Yeah, but what would be the societal benefit of having a bunch of dinosaurs running around?
SUNY Stony Brook
New York
Man on cell: Well, yeah, I think it was worth it, considering how much money I made… (pause) Well, my mouth really hurts, and I think I need some antibiotics.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: i swear this is not made up
Girl on cell: At least I never got kicked off of Facebook!
UCLA
California
Overheard by: what…?
Girl on cell: No way. I’m not moving to North Carolina. That state totally sucks. Seriously… There is not one damned thing about that state that I like, except for the hot men that live on base. And you know what else? I love this store, but I have no idea what anything is because it’s all in a foreign language.
IKEA
Canton, Michigan
Suit on cell: And then we'll use the leftover money for the Asians!
Bellevue, Washington
Overheard by: Curious
Girl on cell in crowded elevator: Walking through the naked women was supposed to represent, like, going through the birth canal!
Royal Ontario Museum
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: painted_veil
Suit on cell: Oh, did I tell you I met someone? (pause) Her name is Brian.
Civic Center Farmer's Market
San Francisco, California
