Woman on cell, in deadpan voice: Now's not a good time to talk to him about it. (pause) He's got a chainsaw. I really wouldn't talk to him about it right now.
Bus
Amherst, Massachusetts
Woman on cell, in deadpan voice: Now's not a good time to talk to him about it. (pause) He's got a chainsaw. I really wouldn't talk to him about it right now.
Bus
Amherst, Massachusetts
Guy on phone: Look, now that you're an American you can't be doing that kind of stuff…
University of Central Florida
Overheard by: Michelle
Girl on cell: I love you. I do. I love you more than weed. Do you believe me? You know how much I love weed, right? Well, I love you more… If you had the choice between me and a rock, what would you choose? Me, I love you more than weed. I really do.
Overheard by: miss_jaffacake@lj
Chick on cell: Christie! Christie! You better not smoke all of your cigarettes today! [Snaps phone shut.]
http://ohinmpls.blogspot.com/2006/10/mullet-lady-on-18-screaming-into-her.html
Overheard by: amy
Young woman on cell: Who is this? (pause) He is my baby, not my boyfriend! I told you that. (short pause) What's wrong with you?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/343960110/that-probably-cant-be-summed-up-in-a-phone-call.html
Overheard by: yikes!
Lady on cell pumping gas): Y'know, even when he picked up the knife, I just didn't expect the cops to get involved…
Shell Gas Station
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Just filling my tank, thanks
Dude on cell: Well, I’m either gonna go see the hypnotist or masturbate.
James Madison University
Harrisonburg, Virginia
Overheard by: asm
Guy on cell: Yeah, well, that sucks that you don't have any friends, but now at least it's legal for you to drink your troubles away!
University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware
Overheard by: Anne
Preppy guy on cell: Really? He didn't spit on me when I fed him the other day.
Cal Poly Pomona
Pomona, California
Overheard by: sorry, my llama is unpredictable
