20-something on cell: So I said to her, “I don't care if you are my stepsister: if you shaved it, I want to see it!”
San Francisco, California
20-something on cell: So I said to her, “I don't care if you are my stepsister: if you shaved it, I want to see it!”
San Francisco, California
Hobo in track suit, shouting into cell: Why? Because she has no goddamn boundaries!
Boston, Massachusetts
Angry girl on cell: No, I seriously hate him. He wouldn't stop laughing at me the entire night, and I felt like an idiot. All I asked was whether real trains still run on train tracks. I mean, I just thought the tracks were antiques that got left behind or something… It's not a stupid question!
Bellingham, Washington
Overheard by: kgirl42
Guy on cell: Or maybe Mohammad is just less photogenic than Jesus.
Hyde Park
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Anya
Girl on cell: She feels Facebook ruined their relationship.
Bus
Malmö
Sweden
Woman on cell: You know she's only talkin' to him cause he's got a tractor in the tractor pull.
Culpeper, Virginia
Ghetto girl on phone, angrily: Yeah, well, I bet he's just lollygagging somewhere with his grandma!
22 Bus
Boston, Massachusetts
Teen girl on cell: Yes, well, there's excitement, plateau, orgasm… and I forget the last one.
99 Bus
Vancouver
Canadia
30-something woman on phone: So I pulled it out of my vagina, and that was that. Shame.
Hull
England
Scruffy hipster dude on cell: I'm tired of selling sex. I just want to sell jeans… Or something along those lines.
Seattle, Washington
