…With a Three-Valium Chaser?

Posh-sounding, punk-looking 20-year-old girl on cell: You want to kill yourself? Oh. Have you tried having a having cup of tea?

London
England

Overheard by: Richard

Posted on July 16, 2010
Advice, England, Food, On the phone, Punks, Violence, Wishes

Have You Read The Protocols Of the Elders Of Annapolis?

Guy on phone: No I'll never join the navy. (pause) Because me joining the navy would be like Hitler joining the Jewish church!

Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Kapti

Posted on July 13, 2010
Compare and contrast, Guys, History, Jobs & Careers, Michigan, On the phone, Religion

America: Encapsulated.

Slightly obese lady on cell: Of course I'm at the gym, honey! I promised to go to the gym today, so I'm at the gym! (hangs up, talks to friend) What an idiot. I want some ice cream.

Ice Cream Shop
Missouri

Overheard by: jeeves

Posted on July 8, 2010
Diet & weight, Fat people, Food, Friends, Insults, Lies, Missouri, On the phone, Stores, Wishes

Your Editors Agree, at Least in Principle

20-something on cell: So I said to her, “I don't care if you are my stepsister: if you shaved it, I want to see it!”

San Francisco, California

Posted on July 8, 2010
Family ties, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, San Francisco, Shaving, Vagina

Mrs. Clinton's a Superb Secretary Of State

Hobo in track suit, shouting into cell: Why? Because she has no goddamn boundaries!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 6, 2010
Hobos, Insults, Massachusetts, On the phone, Questions

He Suggested I Test the Tracks by Sleeping on Them

Angry girl on cell: No, I seriously hate him. He wouldn't stop laughing at me the entire night, and I felt like an idiot. All I asked was whether real trains still run on train tracks. I mean, I just thought the tracks were antiques that got left behind or something… It's not a stupid question!

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: kgirl42