Have You Tried Polygamy Barn?

30-something woman to employee: Hey, do you have those long jean skirts here? You know, the kind that polygamists' wives wear.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/407657736/are-they-allowed-to-wear-denim.html

Overheard by: a. lil

Posted on October 2, 2010
Clothing, Employees, Family ties, Overheard in Minneapolis, Relationships, Women

And the Most Space-Effective

Lady at table of discount clothing to guy browsing through sweatshirts: Yeah, Japanese-made condoms are really the most reliable.
Guy: Mmm-hmm.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/407657737/the-most-interesting-google-search-ive-done-today.html

Overheard by: woefully uninformed

Posted on August 29, 2010
Compare and contrast, Condoms, Customers, Overheard in Minneapolis, Shopping

Eventually He Struggles to the Surface and We All Breathe a Sigh Of Relief

80-something lady to another: I saw Bertie and his lady friend at the state fair. Yes, she's a large woman, tall and quite big. I mean, you could say that about a lot of people, but she's very large. When she hugs him, it's all lady and no Bertie!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379925866/thats-how-bertie-likes-it.html

Overheard by: poor bertie!

Posted on April 12, 2010
Gossip, Old folks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Relationships

Whomever It Is, Thank You!

Drunk sorostitute to group of friends: I'm getting boned in the butt! Who's boning me in the butt?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/378479688/know-your-alcohol-limit.html

Overheard by: pob

Posted on April 8, 2010
Ass, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sensory experiences, Sex, Sorority types

Can't You Just Tether It to Your Wheelchair?

Suave dude on cell: Shut up, grandma! Your fridge isn't that heavy!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/369466341/lets-drop-it-on-you-to-be-sure.html

Overheard by: at least I'm nice to my grandma

Posted on April 7, 2010
Family ties, Jerks, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Stupidity

On the Plus Side, We Got Free Flavored Condoms!

Doting, nervous mom: Honey! How was your first day of kindergarten?
Blond little boy, sounding disappointed: My teacher is really thrilled about safety.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/383693709/play-time-is-over.html

Overheard by: does that mean scissor juggling is out?

Posted on April 3, 2010
Education, Kids, Moms, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

It's Bad Enough the Devil's After Me for That French Manicure

Impassioned college girl: When will the gods stop punishing me for cutting my own bangs?!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/397617658/when-you-get-it-right.html

Overheard by: this too shall pass?

Posted on March 10, 2010
Beauty, Girls, Hair, Overheard in Minneapolis, Religion

I'm Almost Finished Whittling My Wooden Shoes!

Guy to friend: So, this weekend I was going to go down to Chicago to riot, beat people up, and break shit, but I realized I would have missed my dutch class on Monday, so I thought it would be a bad idea.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/399231319/uh-huh.html

Overheard by: shiggity shaft