Unless You're Dying, You Have a Better Life Than This Guy

Nurse: Is there any chance you're pregnant?
Lady, looking at husband in disgust: No, you have to have sex to get pregnant.
(husband looks at floor and shakes his head)

Hospital
Tennessee

Overheard by: the guy behind you

Posted on February 20, 2009
Default, Nurses, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Tennessee, Women

Baby: Have You Seen the Crap They Call “Baby Books?”

One-year-old: Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah! (starts whimpering)
Mom: Yeah, it's hard being a baby, isn't it?

Coles Bookstore
Abbotsford, British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: girl in line

Posted on February 20, 2009
Age and ageing, Canadia, Default, Family ties, Moms, Questions, Stores, Women

Some Parents Just Can't Bring Themselves to Leave Their Kids at College

Freshman girl: Why are we judging her for being crazy?
Freshman friend: Yeah, if we think you're crazy, then you definitely have problems.
Freshman girl: But I'm still pissed at her for taking the good side of the bed.

U of A Campus
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Alex

Posted on February 18, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Questions, Students, Stupidity

I Don't Think Church Is Working for You, Ramón

Guy: Who's that?
Girl: That's jenny.
Guy: How do we know her?
Girl: From church. She's so humble and pretty! And to think she looks like that after giving birth!
Guy: Ugh! What a bitch!

Mall
Manila
Philippines

Posted on February 17, 2009
Asia, Beauty, Default, Girls, Guys, Insults, Malls, Questions, Religion

You Can't Handle a Cookie!

Teacher scolding student: Do you want a cookie? Do you want a cookie? No, you don't deserve a cookie!

Canadia

Posted on February 16, 2009
Canadia, Default, Food, Offers and requests, Questions, Teachers

Every Day's Another Annoying Gift

Bitchy student: So, are you still married?
Innocent victim: Yeah. Yeah I am!
Bitchy student: Uh huh. And just how long do you think that will last??

Kennesaw State University
Georgia

Posted on February 16, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Georgia, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

You Poor, Deprived Creature

College girl #1: Have you ever smelled sweaty balls?
College girl #2 and #3: Oh my god! Yes, we were just talking about this yesterday.
College girl #4: No.
College girl #1: Really? Oh yeah…you don't like giving head.

University of South Florida

Posted on February 16, 2009
Balls, BJs, Colleges & Universities, Default, Florida, Girls, Questions, Students

Wait 'Til You Hear His Answer to “Are You Ready to Rock?“

Band, coming back onstage: How's everybody feeling?
(crowd whistles and applauds)
Lone male: Awkward!

Rickshaw Stop
San Francisco, California

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Feelings, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Weirdness

Accidental Marriages Happen All the Time in Portland

5th grader boy #1: She's my girlfriend, not my wife.
5th grader boy #2: Are you going to marry her?
5th grader boy #1: No, but I could.
5th grader boy #2: No way!
5th grader boy #1: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a diamond ring. Or really, any kind of ring.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/every-kiss-begins-with-k-8.html

Overheard by: amy.

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Gifts, Guys, Money, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Relationships, Students

I Told Him, “The Public Won't Understand Our Love.”

Roommate: My dad asked me today if our engagement was Facebook official.

Michigan

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Family ties, Internet, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, Students

Questions

Wait 'Til You Hear His Answer to “Are You Ready to Rock?“