Along With “Old Too Soon” and “Smart Too Late”

Decked-out tarot card reader, eyes closed, acting all mystical: I'm getting the feeling of a friend, a female presence that seems to be around you quite often. I get this feeling, this strong feeling, that she tries to help you in certain ways but her help isn't the good kind. For some reason, a phrase keeps popping in my head. This one phrase.
Drunk seated hipster girl: What is it?
Tarot card reader: The words (dramatic pause) “party too hard.”

Alcove Gallery
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on January 5, 2009
Body parts, Counselors, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Hipsters, Questions

I Need To Use The John

20-something girl in bathroom, to cat scratching at the bathroom door trying to get in: Why? Why the hell do you want to come in here? You don't even like me!

Maryland

Posted on January 4, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Maryland, Questions, Weirdness

Why Two Girls, One Vlad Failed to Find an Audience

20-something guy: Dude, Putin is terrifying. I don't think I've ever seen him crack a smile.
Middle aged woman: I know! Don't you ever wonder what he's like, like, during sex?
20-something guy and girl in unison: No.

Virginia Commonwealth University

Posted on January 3, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Politics, Questions, Sex, Virginia, Women

Some Girls Want Relationships, Others Just Want to Have Relations

Blond girl to friend: I would go out with him but I heard he was going to be deported soon.
Friend: Really? That sounds cool! Is he hot?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/446064748/girls-love-bad-boys.html

Overheard by: I'd go out with him too.

Posted on January 3, 2009
Default, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships

And…?

Elderly man: Human beings are rats.
Uncomfortable young man: Are you sure about that? Rats seem more…furry.
Elderly man: Human beings are furless rats.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Listening, speechless.

Posted on January 2, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Questions, Washington, DC

There's a Thin Line Between Orthodox and Lesbian Shoes

Girl #1: So I was talking to Ashley yesterday…
Girl #2: Which one?
Girl #1: Ashley, the lesbian who keeps trying to hook me up with gay guys.
Girl #2: Oh, Jewish Ashley!

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on January 2, 2009
Canadia, Default, Girls, Questions, Religion, Sexuality

Martin Luther King: Facepalm

Boy: Why didn't black people just move back to Africa after slavery ended?
Girl: They didn't have the money to.
Boy: They could have gotten the money if they really wanted.
Girl: They didn't want to move back to Africa! They wanted to stay here, they just wanted equal rights. What's wrong with that?
Boy: I'm just saying that they could have moved back if they wanted rights and stuff.
Girl: That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Seriously, just stop talking.
(some time later)
Girl: This is why I hate white people, no offense you guys. I don't hate you personally, just as a race in general. They piss me off.
Boy: That's racist. Wow, this tastes good.

Panera at Fashion Square Mall
Orlando, Florida