TV Has Been Slow to Catch on in Canadia

Older white woman, excitedly: And he just bought the electronic device that's going to save their marriage!

Restaurant
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Both disgusted and yet intrigued

Posted on February 2, 2018
Canadia, Default, Old folks, Relationships, Restaurants, Shopping, Technology, Weirdness, Women

From the New FBI Thriller Silence Of the Shams

Girl #1: You can’t just not smell his pillow.
Girl #2: I know, right? Just smell as hard as you can!

Macalester College
St Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: isa

Posted on January 30, 2018
Body parts, Cleanliness, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Minnesota, Relationships, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Sorority types, Students, Weirdness

At Least It's My Tuxedo Speedo.

Flamboyantly gay guy in teeny Speedo, looking at bride in hotel lobby: Ummmm… Is there a wedding here?
Front desk agent, also looking at bride: Yup.
Gay guy, disgusted: God, I feel so silly in my Speedo.

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: proud to be… an idiot?

Posted on January 4, 2018
Arizona, Clothing, Employees, Queers, Relationships

The Sassy New Rap Song by Gloria Steinem

Old redneck to wife: I don't need no damn misogynist. I done tried that, and it didn't help.

Greenville, South Carolina

Posted on January 3, 2018
Character, Couples, Feelings, Insults, Relationships, South Carolina

…Then I'll Have Everything Checked Off My Bucket List.

Wine girl #1: We should go get tattoos!
Wine girl #2: We totally should, I'll be divorced by morning!

Open Mic Night
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: only if it's my name on her ass

Posted on December 26, 2017
Advice, Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Illinois, Relationships, Tattoos

Let's Hope She's Kidding

Guy to girl: So, do you call him “camp” for short?
Girl dead seriously: No, I call him master. He is my boyfriend, you know.

English Class
Tampa, Florida

Posted on December 15, 2017
Class, Florida, Girls, Guys, Names, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

But I'll Ask That the Contract Be Written on Recycled Paper

Greenpeace canvasser: Hey! Want to save some trees?
Lady: I don't have time right now. I have to go get rid of a man by divorcing him.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Deana

Posted on December 8, 2017
Illinois, Questions, Relationships, Strangers, Time Management, Women

But at Least I'm Passing His Biology Class This Time

Preppy girl on cell: Yeah. He just got out of jail and he's hitting on me again.

Salem Community High School
Salem, Illinois

Overheard by: LiLlistna

Posted on November 14, 2017
Crimes, Girls, Illinois, On the phone, Preppies, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Threats

Sigh. For the Last Time, I Could Never Date a Top.

Mom, to little kid: Is she your girlfriend?
Little kid: (shakes head emphatically)
Mom: Oh! I don't mean like that, I mean “friend that's a girl.” I know Jenny is your girlfriend.
Little kid: Yeah!
Mom: And who's your boyfriend?
Little kid: I don't have a boyfriend.
Mom: But I thought Robert was your boyfriend!

Kennedy Space Center
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Isn't he a little young…?

Posted on November 4, 2017
Florida, Kids, Moms, Parenting, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

But I Couldn't, So I Placed Blame on the Terrorists

Biochemistry lecturer, talking about his cholesterol issues: So I was trying to figure out how I could blame this on my wife.

University of Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: pink sunnies

Posted on October 1, 2017
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Lies, Relationships, Teachers

Relationships