I Wondered About the Beanie

Brunette: Are you getting him something for Christmas?
Blonde: Why would I?
Brunette: I don't know, I thought you were close!
Blonde: Christmas present? He's Jewish!
Brunette: Ohhhh.

Kent State University
Kent, Ohio

Posted on May 11, 2018
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Gifts, Ohio, Questions, Relationships, Religion

…With My Face Pasted on the Panther.

Chick #1: I met him when I was taking my picture in to be framed.
Chick #2: Was it a naked photo of you?
Chick #1: It was a naked lady on a panther.

Michigan

Overheard by: Meister E

Posted on April 12, 2018
Animals, Default, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

…When He Learns to Make a Decent Sandwich.

Black girl #1: He made me a BLT with avocado.
Black girl #2: And then he passed out?
Black girl #1: No. First, I told him to bang me like a screen door in a hurricane, then he passed out.
Black girl #2: You're always stressing out that skinny white boy.
Black girl #1: Haha, yeah. I should marry him.

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Posted on February 20, 2018
Black people, Connecticut, Food, Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Relationships, Sex

Isn't This a Show on TLC?

Guy to girl: I know these people out in Colorado, and they're like totally brother and sister, and they're married! I mean, they had to sign something saying they'd never have children, but they're totally married!

Nightclub Bathroom
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: RW

Posted on February 15, 2018
Family ties, Guys, Missouri, Relationships, Restroom, Weirdness

Say Something to Me in C++

Guy trying to impress girl: So then I mastered a few languages, and after that it was pretty easy to get hired.
Girl: Oh wow! What languages?
Guy: C++.

Yellow Line Train
Washington, DC

Posted on February 11, 2018
Bragging, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Girls, Guys, Relationships, Stupidity, Technology, Train, Washington, DC

TV Has Been Slow to Catch on in Canadia

Older white woman, excitedly: And he just bought the electronic device that's going to save their marriage!

Restaurant
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Both disgusted and yet intrigued

Posted on February 2, 2018
Canadia, Default, Old folks, Relationships, Restaurants, Shopping, Technology, Weirdness, Women

From the New FBI Thriller Silence Of the Shams

Girl #1: You can’t just not smell his pillow.
Girl #2: I know, right? Just smell as hard as you can!

Macalester College
St Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: isa

Posted on January 30, 2018
Body parts, Cleanliness, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Minnesota, Relationships, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Sorority types, Students, Weirdness

At Least It's My Tuxedo Speedo.

Flamboyantly gay guy in teeny Speedo, looking at bride in hotel lobby: Ummmm… Is there a wedding here?
Front desk agent, also looking at bride: Yup.
Gay guy, disgusted: God, I feel so silly in my Speedo.

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: proud to be… an idiot?