But I Have Bought His Ashes on eBay

Guy in Mexican restaurant: Have you ever met the Pope?
Girl in Mexican restaurant: No. He's dead.

Groton, Connecticut

Overheard by: Newt

Posted on December 5, 2018
Connecticut, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Religion, Restaurants

Glittery Leopard Print? We'd Say So

Girl in fitting room: These leggings are totally going to ruin my karma.

Forever 21
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: lisa

Posted on October 23, 2018
California, Clothes, Default, Fears, Girls, Religion, Stores

Going to Synagogue Is Supposed to Be a Drag

Teen goth girl: Yeah, I was going to go. But, seriously, what's the point of Bar Mitzvahs without trannies?

Bridgeland
Calgary
Canadia

Posted on October 20, 2018
Canadia, Default, Girls, Goths, Questions, Religion, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

Ask John Wayne

Man playing fantasy board game: You can have as many pilgrims as you want!

Wegmans
Woodbridge, New Jersey

Posted on September 13, 2018
Feelings, Guys, New Jersey, Religion, Weirdness

We Just Post Your Photo in the Breakroom and Throw Tomatoes at It.

Fundraiser on phone: So what made it a cult? (pause) No, we don't record this information.

Reed College
Portland, Oregon

Posted on August 9, 2018
On the phone, Oregon, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

Yikes, Where?

Teacher, on Rosh Hashanah: Dylan?
Dylan: Here.
Teacher: Katie?
Katie: Here.
Teacher: Adam?
Class: Jew.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on May 26, 2018
Religion, Students, Teachers, Tennessee

…So He Could Cut Up His Coke.

Confused junkie: There were these two Jewish guys called Gold and Frankenstein, and they gave Jesus a mirror.

Box Hill Central
Melbourne
Australia

Posted on May 22, 2018
Australia, Druggies, Drugs, Jesus, Names, Religion

Excellent Neck Rotation– I Commend You

Middle-aged woman to group of friends: I was possessed once, too.
Group, murmuring: Really? When? What happened?
Middle-aged woman: Oh yeah, when I was in hospital. And I know because I went like this: wluuuhhhhh!

Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Jane

Posted on May 11, 2018
Canadia, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Religion, Women

I Wondered About the Beanie

Brunette: Are you getting him something for Christmas?
Blonde: Why would I?
Brunette: I don't know, I thought you were close!
Blonde: Christmas present? He's Jewish!
Brunette: Ohhhh.

Kent State University
Kent, Ohio

Posted on May 11, 2018
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Gifts, Ohio, Questions, Relationships, Religion

Mickey Doesn't Care, Sweetie

Girl to family: Happy 4th of July, everyone!
Kid next to girl: But I'm Jewish!

Magic Kingdom
Orlando, Florida

Posted on April 22, 2018
Family, Family ties, Florida, Girls, Kids, Religion, Stupidity

Religion