Band, coming back onstage: How's everybody feeling?
(crowd whistles and applauds)
Lone male: Awkward!
Rickshaw Stop
San Francisco, California
Band, coming back onstage: How's everybody feeling?
(crowd whistles and applauds)
Lone male: Awkward!
Rickshaw Stop
San Francisco, California
Asian tranny, bowing to group of exiting patrons: Thank you, puh-rease come again!
Very femme male waiter, exasperated: Oh, shut up!
Restaurant
San Francisco, California
Girl to friend: I scissored at my bachelorette party.
Financial District
San Francisco, California
Female gallery worker: There is some concern about how much food you've eaten.
Homeless bum: One cupcake!?
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Jon
Girl #1: You don't even like Jesus.
Girl #2: I don't like Jesus, but I like the way he walks.
San Francisco, California
Guy to friend: So I said to him, “you wanna be a clown and you don't even know who fucking Bozo is?!”
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: phuqmonkey
Neighbor: The first guy that ever fingered me wore Drakkar Noir.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: sassy san franciscan
Guy: Dude, it's not like you can get Botox while you're breastfeeding.
Girl: Why not?
Zeitgeist Bar
San Francisco, California
Dirty hobo (screaming): Does anyone have any popcorn on this fucking train? (glares because no one answers) That's what's fucked up with his country, no one will give you any fucking popcorn!
BART Train
San Francisco, California
Girl: My mom is never going to let me go on a field trip again.
Boy #1: Why?
Girl: I left my jacket at the museum.
Boy #2: Wanna know what I left at the museum? My dignity. My dignity and my pride.
BART
San Francisco, California
