And a Paper Cup Full Of Tap Water!

Female gallery worker: There is some concern about how much food you've eaten.
Homeless bum: One cupcake!?

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on January 25, 2009
Advice, Default, Employees, Food, Girls, Homeless, Questions, San Francisco

On Water?

Girl #1: You don't even like Jesus.
Girl #2: I don't like Jesus, but I like the way he walks.

San Francisco, California

Posted on January 23, 2009
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Girls, Jesus, Names, San Francisco

We Still Laugh About It

Guy to friend: So I said to him, “you wanna be a clown and you don't even know who fucking Bozo is?!”

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: phuqmonkey

Posted on December 25, 2008
Default, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Pop culture, Questions, San Francisco, Wishes

The Mister Rogers Episode PBS Never Wanted You to See

Neighbor: The first guy that ever fingered me wore Drakkar Noir.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: sassy san franciscan

Posted on December 9, 2008
Clothes, Default, Foreplay, Girls, Memory lane, San Francisco

A Lot of Those Babies Are Really Wrinkly

Guy: Dude, it's not like you can get Botox while you're breastfeeding.
Girl: Why not?

Zeitgeist Bar
San Francisco, California

Posted on December 3, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Parenting, Questions, San Francisco, Stupidity

That, or the Patriot Act

Dirty hobo (screaming): Does anyone have any popcorn on this fucking train? (glares because no one answers) That's what's fucked up with his country, no one will give you any fucking popcorn!

BART Train
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 29, 2008
Crazies, Default, Food, Hobos, Mental illnesses, Offers and requests, Politics, Questions, San Francisco, Train

Giuliani As a Kid

Girl: My mom is never going to let me go on a field trip again.
Boy #1: Why?
Girl: I left my jacket at the museum.
Boy #2: Wanna know what I left at the museum? My dignity. My dignity and my pride.

BART
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 15, 2008
Clothes, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Pride, Questions, San Francisco, Train, Weirdness

Straight Men in San Francisco May Become Spoiled

Guy: Later. (he affectionately shakes girl by shoulders)
Girl: Wait, did you just shake me like a Golden Retriever after we had a nooner?
Guy: Yeah, that was kind of bad. (hugs her)

Financial District
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 8, 2008
Animals, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Sex

When “Come Here Often?” Just Isn't Special Enough

Awkward girl: Are you an organ donor?
Uninterested guy: No.
Awkward girl: You should donate your skin. It's nice. Non-cancerous.
Uninterested guy: I'm good.
Awkward girl: Oh. So what's up with guys always having to spread their seed?

BART Train
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Grace

Posted on October 16, 2008
Advice, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Questions, San Francisco, Train, Weirdness

Same Reason So Many People Apply to Haverford.

Hipster girl #1: I got into Northeastern for grad school. I dunno what to do.
Hipster girl #2: Wow, that's really good! What a great school. Northwestern is like, famous.
Hipster girl #1: No, Northeastern.
Hipster girl #2: Oh. Is that a good school?
Hipster girl #1: Not really. But I figured if I put it small on my resume or say it fast, people will get confused. It clearly works!

30 Bus
San Francisco, California

Posted on August 31, 2008
Bus, Default, Education, Girls, Hipsters, Memory lane, San Francisco, Words