If It's Bobbing for Saviors, Count Me Out.

Sunday school teacher: We're going to play a fun game next! Does anybody want to guess what it is?
Five-year-old student: Take of our shirts and pants?
Sunday school teacher: No!

Sunday School Classroom
Fredericton
Canadia

Overheard by: Andrew

Posted on March 10, 2019
Canadia, Clothes, Default, Games, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Stupidest. Exercise DVD. Ever

Dude: You have ovaries of steel.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on February 19, 2019
Body parts, Compliments, Default, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

She Doesn’t Even Recognize Our Sincere and Unyielding Love for Children

Pre-school teacher #1: Which kids do you want in your group today?
Pre-school teacher #2: Oh, I don’t really care. Just not Monica*. I cant stand her.
Pre-school teacher #1: Yeah, I know. It’s like it’s her period every friggin’ day!
Pre-school teacher #2: Yeah, she’s such a little frigid bitch!

New York City, New York

Overheard by: first day on the job

Posted on January 8, 2019
Default, Education, Insults, Kids, Names, New York, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

That, or a Phone.

Teacher: Who knows what the word “cell” means?
4th-grader: Oh, I do, I do! It's a tiny thing like a jelly doughnut! Except instead of jelly, there's blood!

Elementary School
Washington, DC

Posted on December 8, 2018
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Students, Teachers, Washington, DC, Words

Gosh, I Love the Senator's Parties.

Guy #1: I think I have the handcuffs, but I'll call you if I don't.
Guy #2: Yeah, yeah, and I've got the fairy wings, for sure.

High School
Toronto, Canadia

Overheard by: Hope the where talking about drama class

Posted on December 1, 2018
Canadia, Guys, Kink, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

That Damn Third Commandment Always Trips Me Up

Good Catholic schoolboy to friend who just recited a really long prayer: Good job! You only missed one word. This one can be really hard and you almost got it perfect.
Bad Catholic schoolboy: God dammit! Jesus Christ, I'm never gonna get this bullshit memorized!

Goretti-Neumann High
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: lora

Posted on June 19, 2018
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Education, Etiquette, Friends, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Words

If You Don’t, Try the Cafeteria’s Amphetameatloaf

History teacher (hanging up posters with spray adhesive): If ya’ll get high from this, you’re welcome.

High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Overheard by: thank you!

Posted on June 7, 2018
Default, Drugs, Education, Etiquette, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers

Baby Steps, Sweetie

Girl: I made out with a five-year-old orphan today.
Boy: Well, I guess that's a little better.

High School
Florida

Posted on April 21, 2018
Florida, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

Who's Black and White and Back from the Dead All Over?

Black girl, holding up picture she drew of black Jesus: My hero is Jesus Christ.
White kid: Jesus isn't black.
Black girl: Yes, he is!
White kid: No, he's white!
Uncomfortable teacher: Now, now, let's just say Jesus is all colors!

Art Class, Middle School
Maryland

Posted on April 6, 2018
Black people, Education, Jesus, Maryland, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Whiteys

School [Elem., Middle, & High]