Girl wearing “save a horse, ride a bride” t-shirt, during bachelorette party: I loved the penis toss!
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Kevin Gordish
Drunk man to another: I don't know if I should get a sandwich or a fucking whore…
Chicago, Illinois
Guy to female bartender: Why don't we just date other people together?
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/proposal.html
Overheard by: rich
Guy: I've never seen an emcee try to facefuck a crowd like that before.
The Roxy
Boston, Massachusetts
Girl: December 27th, plenty of time to fuck someone for New Year's.
Crazy lady: I didn't hear that! I'm a Pentacostal! That's blasphemy!
Gainesville, Florida
White guy: How do you pronounce your name? Is it “Ty”?
Asian guy: No, it's “Tee,” as in “teabagging.”
White guy: Oh. (pause) Wait! What?
Asian guy: Sorry, maybe I should have said “sweet tea.”
Atlanta, Georgia
Girl, about her dog: Yeah… My friends call him “Facefucker.”
Guy: What does that even mean?
Girl: It means he fucks faces.
Guy: Oh.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/porn-dog.html
Overheard by: lauren
Student to friend: I was going for Asian and it came out pedophile.
Otago University
New Zealand
Woman: So, now they're testing for incest.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328222687/theres-nothing-science-cant-do.html
Overheard by: Me
Girl #1: I want to have sex with that duck.
Girl #2: Shut up!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/ducks.html
Overheard by: io
