You'd Think the Pope Would Be a Better Driver

Girl #1: Oh my god, it's him! (waves enthusiastically to an approaching car) Isn't he amazing?
Girl #2: He almost ran you over.
Girl #1: It doesn't matter, as long as he's on top of me!

Silicon Valley, California

Posted on June 1, 2015
California, Compliments, Default, Girls, Sexuality, Stupidity, Words

All the Good Men Are Either Straight or Extinct

Gay man: I find Neanderthals really attractive. If there were Neanderthals around now, I would be all over that.

Hyattsville, Maryland

Overheard by: prefers guys with smaller noses

Posted on December 4, 2014
History, Maryland, Queers, Sexuality, Weirdness

There’s Never Really a Good Time to Come Out of the Closet

College girl #1: (laughs hysterically)
College girl #2: Yeah, and while he was balls deep in me too, can you believe that?

Pennsylvania

Posted on December 4, 2014
Balls, Default, Friends, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Sorority types

At Least Wait 'til We Get to Dubai

Ten-year-old girl to passing adult man: What's your name?
Mother, scolding: Do you have to hit on every man you see?

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Posted on November 30, 2014
California, Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Names, Questions, Sexuality, Tourist attractions, Women

Just Don’t Begin the Conversations with “I’m Naked and Wet”

Woman on cell: I just asked how’s he doing and he actually told me that he’s getting hard just talking to me. [Pause.] Well, what do you think I would say? “Oh ,that’s nice”!? Hell no! I said: “Oh crap! Sorry, I have another call, gotta go”. Yeah, that was definitely odd. Remind me never to be nice and try calling my exes again.

Florida