As My Plaques and Trophies Will Attest

Dude carrying Subway sandwich: My ass? No, I wouldn’t expect a girl to be looking at my ass.
Chick carrying Subway sandwich: Oh yeah. Women will look at your ass. But they can’t check out the other thing.
Dude: Well, under certain circumstances . . .
Chick: No, there’s nothing equivalent. There’s no cleavage shot.
Dude: A girl slapped my ass at the gym the other day.
Chick: Oh yeah. That’s right. I have slapped lots of asses.

Howard and New Montgomery
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Cleavage Shots All Around!

Posted on June 20, 2015
Ass, Bimbettes, Chicks, Default, Euphemisms, Friends, Gender issues, Guys, Penis, San Francisco, Sexuality

That’s Just Because You Didn’t Understand What ‘Phone Sex’ Meant

Guy: Just trust me on this one and go along with it one more time.
Girl: I did that last time and ended up with random things up my ass.

Stoneham, Massachusetts

Posted on June 17, 2015
Advice, Ass, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Sexuality, Weirdness

Read Your Bible

Drama teacher to girls playing whores in Les Misérables: Come on ladies, skank it up! There's no shame in being a whore!

High School
Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo

Posted on June 15, 2015
Pride, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers, Utah

Remember How I Won That Pie-Eating Contest?

Chick: If I were a lesbian, I'd be really good at it.

Campsite, Southern Utah

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on June 11, 2015
Compliments, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Sexuality, Utah

A Penis Doesn’t Care What You Think

Blonde: … And then there was, like, this penis all up in my face, and I was like, ‘But I thought you were a girl…’

Montclair State University
New Jersey

Overheard by: Anna

Posted on June 11, 2015
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Gender issues, New Jersey, Penis, Sexuality

Getting Sexiled Is Too Good for Her

Guy #1: She totally wanted to hook up with me, and kept dropping hints to get her roommate to leave.
Guy #2: Like what kind of hints?
Guy #1: Like “Yeah, I’m really tired, I just want to go to sleep.” But her roommate would not leave the room.

Dorm Room
UCSB, California

Posted on June 5, 2015
Bragging, California, Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Frat boy types, Friends, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

Man Found Suffocated In Bed

20-something girl: Like, he's such a nice guy…I don't even suck in my gut when we're lying next to each other in bed anymore.
Friend: Aww…that's true love.

Yorkville
Toronto
Canadia