Ooh, and a Round Of STD Tests!

Girl #1: Hey.
Girl #2: Hey, what's wrong?
Girl #1: I fucked someone.
Girl #2: I fucked someone too. Let's get a coffee.

Bookstore
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Jaclyn

Posted on February 20, 2009
Australia, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Questions, Sex, Stores

Baby: Have You Seen the Crap They Call “Baby Books?”

One-year-old: Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah! (starts whimpering)
Mom: Yeah, it's hard being a baby, isn't it?

Coles Bookstore
Abbotsford, British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: girl in line

Posted on February 20, 2009
Age and ageing, Canadia, Default, Family ties, Moms, Questions, Stores, Women

She Has an Enemies List in the Back Of the Room

Mom, leaving dressing room with 7-year-old daughter: So you can see the teacher's boobies through her shirt? Hmm, I wonder how she'd react if she knew!
Daughter: Mommy, don't tell her I said that!

Target
Woodinville, Washington

Overheard by: Glad I wore a bra

Posted on February 16, 2009
Body parts, Clothes, Default, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Moms, Stores, Washington

Porn Overload Eventually Destroys Your Ability to Read

Customer looking up at menu board: Umm, I'll have the “German chock a lotta cock.”
(girl scooping ice cream looks horrified)
Customer, now pointing: The “German chock a lotta cock.” It's right there.
Ice cream girl: It's pronounced “German chocolate cake.”

Cold Stone Creamery
Fountain Valley, California

Overheard by: RL

Posted on February 6, 2009
California, Customers, Default, Geography, Girls, Language barrier, Names, Offers and requests, Penis, Stores

I Always Try to Make Out with Them

Tween: God, I've had such a terrible day. First I was in a wreck, and then I saw a homeless woman–and you know how I am about homeless people.

Petro Express
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on February 5, 2009
Default, Feelings, Gripes, North Carolina, Stores, Stupidity, Tweens

Just A Small-town Girl // Livin' In This Lonely Worrrrrllld

H&M worker: Hi, how are you?
Customer: Great, thanks, and you?
H&M worker: I'm okay.
Customer: Only okay? You're listening to a Journey remix in H&M! These are great times!

H&M
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on January 7, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Customers, Default, Employees, Feelings, Questions, Stores, Weirdness

But You Knew What You Were Getting Into When You Agreed to Date Paul Bunyan

40-something woman: So now all my panties are gross and streched out.
Friend: What a jerk!

Macy's
Traverse City, Michigan

Overheard by: megansbaby

Posted on December 30, 2008
Default, Friends, Gripes, Insults, Michigan, Stores, Undies, Women

I Just Hadn't Met the Right Transsexual

Store clerk: Oh yeah, karaoke. I used to be totally into that shit back when I was gay.

The Video Underground
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sam

Posted on December 22, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Massachusetts, Memory lane, Music, Sexuality, Stores

Let's See If She'll Be Trying with You After This

Cute chick in line: Oh! I want Haribo gummi bears! I need a snack to study effectively. There are lots of things I don't do effectively without snacking.
Boyfriend: Maybe you should try snacking next time we have sex. You know, maybe a little popcorn…a candy bar…
Cute chick: Are you saying my sex isn't effective? Well, maybe there won't be a next time.
Boyfriend: You know, you're not responding very well to constructive criticism. The solution is to keep trying, not to give up.

CVS
University City, Philadelphia

Overheard by: justtryingtowaitinline

Posted on December 20, 2008
Advice, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Education, Girls, Guys, Insults, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Stores, Wishes

Nah, They Know the Pecking Order

Bookseller to pregnant coworker: Aren't you worried there will be jealousy between the chickens and your unborn child?

Barnes & Noble
Augusta, Maine

Overheard by: Just browsing

Posted on December 16, 2008
Birds, Customers, Default, Feelings, Kids, Maine, Questions, Stores, Weirdness

Stores