And What Kind Of a Lame-Ass Answer Is “Energy”?

Tutor: So what are some things you associate with lemons?
Student #1: Yellow!
Student #2: Energy!
Student #3: Gin-an-tonic!
Tutor: What? Genitalia? Who said genitalia?

Massey University
Wellington
New Zealand

Posted on May 10, 2020
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Drinking & drunks, Fruit, New Zealand, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

A+

Male art student in response to female art student’s sculpture: It’s really kind of mortifyingly vaginal.

Allegheny College
Meadville Pennsylvania

Posted on May 3, 2020
Class, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Euphemisms, Feelings, Guys, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Students, Vagina, Words

No Australian Is One Of Those

Maths teacher: Girls, what you need to do is try and think like a mathematician.
Student: Why, miss? We're not mathematicians.
Maths teacher: Yes, you are. Whenever you do maths, you're a mathematician.
Student: What about when we're in English class? Does that make us engleticians?

Australia

Posted on April 24, 2020
Advice, Australia, Default, Education, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

Um, of State Security?

Art student: He told me he really relates to my organs.

University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Posted on April 16, 2020
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Relationships, Students, Washington, Weirdness

Would You Like One?

Professor: I have three children: 15, 13, and 7.
Female student: Oh, I don't think I could have three.
Male student: Yeah, with two you can do person-on-person defense, but with three you need zone.
professor: You have a point.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/08/just-reminder-that-football-season.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on April 13, 2020
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Default, Eavesdrop DC, Girls, Guys, Kids, Students, Teachers

Now That Metal Rods Are the Latest Fashion Craze

Teacher: Okay, now what you do think is the chance of being killed by being struck by lightning?
Bimbette: Ummmm… probably like, one in two.
Class: (silence)
Teacher: One in two?
Bimbette: Wait! Make that one in ten.

Classroom
Sydney
Australia

Posted on April 10, 2020
Australia, Bimbettes, Class, Education, Murder, Questions, Science, Sensory experiences, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

You're Just Supposed to Be Having Sex Shamefully in Cars and Stairwells

Boy: Yo soy sexy.
Teacher, hyperventilating: You can't say you're sexy! You're only fifteen years old!

Spanish Class
El Paso, Texas

Posted on March 26, 2020
Age and ageing, Beauty, Bragging, Education, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Texas

My Secret? Low Standards.

Girl #1: You fail at life.
Girl #2: Nuh-uh! I’m good at life! I have a C-plus at life!

High school
Ohio

Overheard by: Kat Navane

Posted on March 22, 2020
Bragging, Ohio, Students

Anybody Have Any Bread?

(student coughs violently into hands, spewing fake blood)
Lit professor: Oh my god! Are you okay?
Student: (coughing up more blood) Can I go to the bathroom?
Lit professor: Oh my god, go, go!
(student leaves)
Lit professor: (realizing it’s April 1st) Haha… His consumption smells like raspberries.

Colorado University, Boulder

Overheard by: In the back of the classroom

Posted on March 21, 2020
Class, Colorado, Default, Food, Health & Hygiene, Holidays, Maladies, Offers and requests, Questions, Sensory experiences, Students, Teachers

I Think It Was the Makeup Sex

Grad student: How did you crack your rib? That's awful.
Administrative assistant: My husband.

University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on March 17, 2020
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Delaware, Employees, Questions, Relationships, Students

Students

Um, of State Security?