Um, a Baby.

Chick: I’ve always wanted one of those! … What is it?

Great Glebe Garage Sale
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: grasshopper

Posted on November 4, 2021
Bimbettes, Canadia, Stupidity

One Way Or Another, I'm Getting Laid in College

Student in English class: Does anyone know the difference between romantic poems with a capital R and lowercase r?

Reston, Virginia

Posted on October 31, 2021
Education, Offers and requests, Students, Stupidity, Virginia

Serves Her Right for Trying to Get Birth Control in Kansas

Girl: I just started a new birth control this week.
Dad: Which one were you on before?
Girl: Ummm… Levitra.

Overland Park, Kansas

Posted on October 21, 2021
Bimbettes, Kansas, Stupidity

Meet the “Bad Companions” Your Mother Warned You About

Barefoot girl in red dress: Oh my god, what are we doing?!
Girl with partially shaved head and blue sweater: We're… (dodges car) We're running into traffic.

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on October 17, 2021
Australia, Girls, Questions, Stupidity, Weirdness

It Slunk Away After I Kicked Its Ass

Student to other: Do you have your uterus?

Duke Medicine
Durham, North Carolina

Posted on October 16, 2021
Default, North Carolina, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Uterus

See, This Is Why I Came Here

Girl: Wow! Einstein was like really smart!

Astronomy Class
UCSC, California

Overheard by: Eric

Posted on October 4, 2021
California, Class, Education, Girls, Science, Stupidity

Tyra Banks, During Every Taping Of America's Next Top Model, Encapsulated.

Black professor: Actually, it wasn't neither… Excuse me, I had an Ebonics moment. Please forgive me.

Millsaps College
Jackson, Mississippi

Posted on September 23, 2021
Education, Language barrier, Mississippi, Stupidity, Teachers, Words

Though I’m Still Working on Context

Girl walking with two guys: I’m going to teabag you! …I’m so glad I know what that means now!

WSU
Pullman, Washington

Overheard by: Rachel

Posted on September 22, 2021
Balls, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Happiness, Sex, Stupidity, Washington, Words

We're Lucky the Wildfires Keep Us Safe

Girl #1: There are these bees in Asia, and they like shoot venom at you and it like eats your skin or something.
Girl #2: Wow, that's crazy, man! Remind me never to go to Africa.

High School
Scottsdale, Arizona

Posted on September 19, 2021
Animals, Arizona, Geography, Girls, Lies, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Violence

The Cautionary Tale That Elizabeth Taylor Has Taught Us All

Girl to friends: I mean, think about it: a girl that's pretty now could be ugly in ten years.

Crested Butte, Colorado

Overheard by: Wow.

Posted on September 14, 2021
Age and ageing, Beauty, Colorado, Friends, Girls, Stupidity

Stupidity