Woman on porch to man on porch: I really like the way you tell Jack to get off the couch!
Pacifica, California
Woman on porch to man on porch: I really like the way you tell Jack to get off the couch!
Pacifica, California
Girl on cell: My life totally sucks right now. I went to an intellectual conference and people were saying smart things and I was asking myself, ‘Why can?t I say things like that?!’ And I?ve forgotten all essay-writing skills I learned in high school! Ugh, I am, like, totally ESL right now. Like, what am I doing with my life?! I’m not getting into law school, I’m not going to get a position at the UN… Ugh! I might as well get married to a rich Arabian prince!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/11/who-will-then-promptly-have-me-executed-for-tarnishing-the-uns-reputation-by-instigating-the-oil-for-weed-program-3/
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Girl in North Face jacket and Uggs to clone friends: I mean, why couldn't it have been a normal suicide? Like, this week? Really?
Penn State Library
University Park, Pennsylvania
Middle aged redneck woman: Yeah, or I'm gonna get more sicker!
Redneck friend: There's no such thing as “more sicker.” It's a double negative.
Middle aged redneck woman: Yeah! Double sicker!
Oneonta, New York
Overheard by: Caroline
Chick: I’ve always wanted one of those! … What is it?
Great Glebe Garage Sale
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: grasshopper
Student in English class: Does anyone know the difference between romantic poems with a capital R and lowercase r?
Reston, Virginia
Girl: I just started a new birth control this week.
Dad: Which one were you on before?
Girl: Ummm… Levitra.
Overland Park, Kansas
Student to other: Do you have your uterus?
Duke Medicine
Durham, North Carolina
