When Life Gives You Avocados…

Checker, as customer places avocados on the belt: Are these lemons?

Grocery Store
Centerville, Utah

Overheard by: JC

Posted on June 23, 2022
Clients, Employees, Food, Fruit, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Utah

Also the Story Behind the KFC Double Down Sandwich

Cashier: Want to hear the lamest shit? I went to get Subway for lunch… And they were out of bread! Completely out! What the fuck is up with that?

Norman, Oklahoma

Posted on June 15, 2022
Employees, Food, Insults, Oklahoma, Stupidity

But He's a Cat, Erica

Very serious, very excited young woman: He's finally becoming a person! He got Facebook and he texts full-sized messages!

Owatonna, Minnesota

Overheard by: feels sorry for those without technology…

Posted on May 30, 2022
Default, Internet, Minnesota, Stupidity, Texting, Women

Must Be Why They Call It “The Linty City”

Blonde ditz: Oh my god, Philadelphia is, like, pockets!
Brunette ditz: I know, right? There are just sooooo many pockets!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: hands in my pockets

Posted on May 19, 2022
Compare and contrast, Girls, Idiots, Pennsylvania, Stupidity

So We Didn't Do the Hanksta-Panksta

Preppy Hispanic girl: He thinks he's so gangsta-gangsta, but he's not. He's a wangsta-wangsta.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on May 8, 2022
Compare and contrast, Latinas, Preppies, Stupidity, Tennessee

If Scientologists Say It, It Must Be True

Hobo woman: So if you stand with one foot on Venus, and one on Mars, it is possible to move earth with a hockey stick.

Eriberto’s
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Drew

Posted on April 21, 2022
Arizona, Default, Hobos, Science, Stupidity, Women

… With Our Settlement Money

Fancy girl #1: Oh my god, getting hit by a car is totally my favorite activity.
Fancy girl #2: Really? Mine is shopping.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/19/dammit-why-do-we-always-argue-about-what-to-do/

Overheard by:

Posted on April 18, 2022
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Overheard at McGill, Stupidity, Violence

That Might Not Make Sense, But Just Beer with Me…

Spanish teacher: “Corona” means “crown,” but mainly it means “Corona.”

High School
Calgary
Canadia

Posted on April 14, 2022
Canadia, Education, Stupidity, Teachers, Words

Squidward Moved to Utah for Religious Reasons

Girl to guy wearing alien-hand gloves: What the hell are those?
Guy: They're my testicles… No! My… My… Test–test… The things that octopuses have!
Girl: Tentacles?
Guy: Yes! Tentacles…

High School
Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo

Posted on April 5, 2022
Animals, Balls, Girls, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Utah, Words

In Spain They Speak Spainish

Mom doing magazine quiz to teenage sons: Spanish can't be one of the world's top languages. The only Spanish-speaking country is Mexico.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on March 31, 2022
Education, Geography, Moms, Ohio, Stupidity

Stupidity

Squidward Moved to Utah for Religious Reasons