Stupidity

Woman #1: No, I don't know for sure if she's a vegetarian or not.
Woman #2: Well, she wouldn't drink coffee this morning.
Woman #3, nodding head: True, true.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: anabanana

Teacher: So, what do you think about this?
Student: I don’t think.

Reddam House
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: anny

Teen girl #1: Do you think they have those other elephants here? You know, the old hairy ones?
Teen girl #2: Mammoths? No, I don't think they do. Aren't they extinct?
Teen girl #1: No, I'm pretty sure they have them at the Werribee zoo. Well, they were on that cartoon, with all the ice.

Zoo
Australia

Overheard by: Brydee

Frat boy reading section titles: “Self-help, cooking, fiction.” …is fiction science?

Barnes & Noble
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: almost threw a book at him

Group of white guys: We’re visiting here from South Africa.
Loud drunk girl: Do you miss your people?

Arlington, Virginia

American tourist #1, approaching Piazza de Michelangelo: Oooh, is that the David? Like, the real David?
American tourist #2: No, that’s not the real one. The real one doesn’t have arms.

Florence
Italy

Overheard by: Lex

Slightly confused woman to tour guide of a greenhouse: So, why did they put all of these windows in here?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/353858063/so-someone-would-ask-questions.html

Overheard by: um?

Stoned frat boy: That's some illuminating shit!

Oakland-Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: the girl in the front of the bus

Woman: You should never kill people, especially if you’re poor!

Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: there goes my plan

Man eating burrito: It's like Darwinism. You know, selective… selection.

Balboa Island, California

Overheard by: Wow.