What Have Mom and Dad Been Telling You, Anyway?

Girl, watching painting: That's a girl, she's got those things. (points to nipples)
Boy: It's a boy! Grown-up boys have those, too. I've seen them.
Girl: It's a girl!
Boy: No, boys have them too; they just don't do as much. The girls' milk, the boys' don't.

Art Gallery
Portland, Oregon

Posted on April 24, 2017
Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Nipples, Oregon, Sexuality, Stupidity

Which Most People Only Try a Couple of Times in College

Girl #1: Yeah, I hate when people talk about babies like they grow in your stomach. They're in your uterus!
Girl #2: Yeah, it's so dumb. Like, that's not even possible unless you swallowed a penis…or ate a baby.

Connecticut

Posted on April 13, 2017
Body parts, Connecticut, Default, Girls, Penis, Pregnancy, Stupidity, Weirdness

What If Your Husband Finds Out?

Girl to pals in line for restroom: … So now I’m dating my boss, my landlord, and financial advisor…
Friend: Wow, that’s intense.

DeVos Performance Hall
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Overheard by: Caty

Posted on March 26, 2017
Bimbettes, Friends, Michigan, People, Relationships, Stupidity

The Monkey's Paw Is Especially Disturbing

Girl #1: It's just such a gross look, y'know? And she totally didn't have the body for it either. Total crotch octopus.
Girl #2: Crotch octopus?
Girl #1: Yeah, you know. When the fabric clings… and shows all your goodies?
Girl #2: Do you mean camel toe?
Girl #1: Yes! Right! Camel toe! I knew it had something to do with animals and appendages!

Bryn Mawr College
Pennsylvania

Posted on March 5, 2017
Animals, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Girls, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Vagina

I'm Just Psyched to Have the Opportunity to Mock It

Tween #1, excitedly: Oh my god! Look, it's High School Musical stuff!
Tween #2: I hate High School Musical.
Tween #1: Oh, well… so do I!

Hickory Hollow Mall
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: i hate it too

Posted on February 18, 2017
Gripes, Malls, Stupidity, Tennessee, TV shows, Tweens

So at the Very Least, She Hates Freedom.

Woman #1: No, I don't know for sure if she's a vegetarian or not.
Woman #2: Well, she wouldn't drink coffee this morning.
Woman #3, nodding head: True, true.

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: anabanana

Posted on February 16, 2017
Colorado, Diet & weight, Food, Stupidity, Women

The Leprechaun on My Shoulder Feeds Me Answers

Teacher: So, what do you think about this?
Student: I don’t think.

Reddam House
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: anny

Posted on February 6, 2017
Australia, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Um, the One Where They Talk?

Teen girl #1: Do you think they have those other elephants here? You know, the old hairy ones?
Teen girl #2: Mammoths? No, I don't think they do. Aren't they extinct?
Teen girl #1: No, I'm pretty sure they have them at the Werribee zoo. Well, they were on that cartoon, with all the ice.

Zoo
Australia

Overheard by: Brydee