Unlike All Those Low-Budget Canadian Bridges

Canadian tourist girl #1: Wow! That's such a cool bridge!
Canadian tourist girl #2: Wow! It totally goes all the way across the river!

Millenium Bridge
London, England

Overheard by: Michael Oakes

Posted on November 26, 2008
Compliments, England, Girls, Stupidity, Tourists, Weirdness

From Now On, All Lectures Will Be Given by the TA.

Professor, talking about Meatless Tuesdays during WWI: And what would not eating meat save?
Genius (excitedly): Bullets!
Professor: Um, no.
Genius: By not having to shoot the animals.

History Class, Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia

Overheard by: be CNU

Posted on November 16, 2008
Class, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, History, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Virginia

Was He Also Overweight and Driving an SUV?

American tourist: Where's north here?
Local Swedish friend: (points north)
American tourist: It seems north changes everywhere I go, in Hungary it was that way (points), in Aspen it was that way (points) and now in Sweden it's that way (points).
(Swede stares in disbelief)

Stockholm
Sweden

Posted on November 15, 2008
Default, Friends, Geography, Questions, Stupidity, Sweden, Tourists

We'll Have Italian When We Go to Ghana

Tourist #1: Do you think we should eat Mexican or Italian?
Tourist #2: Mexican is indigenous to the culture of Puerto Rico. Let's eat that…

San Juan
Puerto Rico

Posted on November 14, 2008
Central America, Default, Food, Geography, Questions, Stupidity

Henry VIII Hated Getting Caught in Traffic Before a Flight

American tourist: Why did they put the castle so close to the airport?

Outside Windsor Castle
Windsor
England

Posted on November 12, 2008
Default, England, History, Idiots, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists

Where Weather Girls Come from

(after the rain)
Sorostitute #1, just arriving at her car: Oh my god, someone totally washed my car!
Sorostitute #2: No way! Who do you think it was?
Sorostitute #1: I don't know, but that is so awesome.

Parking Lot, Cal Poly Dorm
San Luis Obispo, California

Posted on November 10, 2008
California, Cleanliness, Default, Girls, Idiots, Sorority types, Stupidity

A One-Two Punch Of Knowledge Knocks Marcy Out

Girl #1: Oh my god! Romeo and Juliet is a book!
Girl #2: It's like, Shakespeare.
Girl #1: Oh my god, who?

Borders Bookstore
Commack, New York

Posted on November 9, 2008
Books, Default, Girls, New York, Questions, Stores, Stupidity

From Daisy's Adventures in Mathmagic Land

Professor: There are only going to be 28 questions on this test.
Blonde girl: So, how many points is each question going to be worth?
Professor: Each question will be worth one point.
Blonde girl: Out of how many?

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on November 7, 2008
Alabama, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Idiots, Questions, Stupidity, Teachers

Then I'm Afraid There'll Be No Way Around Our Necromany Fee

Woman in cell phone store: I want to change the billing name on this account.
Employee: I'm sorry, we can't allow you to make changes on this account. You're not the primary account-holder.
Woman: Right. The primary account holder died.
Employee: I'm sorry, only the primary account-holder can make changes to the account.
Woman: He's dead!

Verizon Store
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on November 1, 2008
Customers, Death & dying, Default, Employees, Michigan, Names, Offers and requests, On the phone, Stores, Stupidity, Wishes, Women

Men Are More Like Women Than We Like to Think

American bimbo, standing in front of an Italian painting of a martyr bleeding from his leg: Uhh, why is he, like, bleeding from his penis?

The Louvre
Paris
France

Overheard by: American art student

Posted on October 31, 2008
Bimbettes, Default, France, Penis, Questions, Stupidity

Stupidity